86th post

[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: There's a city waiting for you on the other side of the gate. It's quiet inside and you can tell that the city has seen better days. Now it's half empty and there are only few residents on the streets. They look familiar, don't they? In the middle of the plaza is a small pedestal and on top of that a dim crystal. It's not bright or impressive but clearly Important.

in the forest: Uhh trees?

[ mission: caaaaaaamp! ]

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[cabineyes]

[ first one to slide through the gates. stops to marvel at the city and pulls out his looking glass. ]

[pareidoll]

[dont need to eyeglass to check this shit out]

[cabineyes]

[ it's too dark in here for that anyway. puts it away and starts to help people through the gates. ]

[toxicmetal]

[ i could have sworn that one dude was a woman not too long ago. ]

[ oh well. heads to the city. ]

[jiffles]

[ he's not whining. no whining here nope. the leg is getting better too. ]

[fairyvagina]

[looks back at him]

[i bet you have a grumpy face let me see that grumpy face]

[jiffles]

[ it's slightly grumpy. ]

Your head feeling any better?

[foodporn]

[looks up
and up
and up]

Check out Silent Hill. That's not ominous at all.

[cabineyes]

[ it's clearly not a hill. we're inside one. ]

[ these references are all wasted on him. ]

[foodporn]

Are those muppets?

[how did she make it this far without meeting a muppet, don't ask]

[ladybirdbook]

[ i'm an npcccc. look at me waddle. cas and hook will recognize my species. ]

[scantilyclad]

[ but morrigan doesn't. ]

Is this hideous creature supposed to be alive?

[ladybirdbook]

[ rude. neck creaks. ]

[ they might be slow and covered with dust but still very much alive. ]

Greetings... travelers...

[rhymeswithdesign]

[you remember how constantine mentioned how much he likes the woods? no? that's because he doesn't.]

Christ's sake.

[manages to create and light a cigarette while walking, but he's pretty sure he loses a significant quantity of tobacco whilst he's at it. and he thinks the tiny girl might have broken his wrist.]

[sawedoff]

You're dragging ass back there.

[dean for you okay?]

[rhymeswithdesign]

Thanks for your concern.

[wheeze. rubs at his wrist and picks up the pace a bit.]

Just keeping an eye out for more mad girls dropping out of trees.

[andspace]

[ he's been so cranky since the beach incident he hasn't spoken to anyone. except clara when she took the screwdriver. ]

[glared]

[BLIND??]

[mercyless]

[ flowers in his eyes huh. ]

[ watches him stumble around. ]

[glared]

[you're a cruel lady]

[crotchbite]

[ don't you blind me you hobo you're a creep ]

Hey.

[glared]

[finds a place to sit

wtf has no eyes THIS IS FUCKED UP]

Hey.

[thinks he recognizes that voice maybe

what do you want]

[foodporn]

[searching for angelbutt in all the wrong places]

[inenochian]

[ this entire city is a tetanus risk. ]

[ has been helping basically every old lady cross the street for the past three hours since they arrived. ]

[foodporn]

[good thing neither of them can get tetanus]

[rounds corner and comes face to chest with friendly neighborhood cas]

There you are.