86th post

[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: There's a city waiting for you on the other side of the gate. It's quiet inside and you can tell that the city has seen better days. Now it's half empty and there are only few residents on the streets. They look familiar, don't they? In the middle of the plaza is a small pedestal and on top of that a dim crystal. It's not bright or impressive but clearly Important.

in the forest: Uhh trees?

[ mission: caaaaaaamp! ]

Comments

[tellyou]

People are always more dangerous when they're scared n disorganized.

[cabineyes]

[ holding a flower. dangerous. ]

But you helped us. There's no reason for us to fight you.

We're curious that's all.

[tellyou]

[tell that to the conspiracy theorists over there]

You want our life story or what? We got here same as you an got this far without no map. Was beginning to think the piece of shit was just made up to fuck with us.

[cabineyes]

[ you seem like a massive douchebag but it doesn't look like they have a plan to stab them in the back or anything. ]

I don't have time for your life stories, mate. Besides the group usually picks up everyone who has come our way so I wouldn't be worried if I were you.

[tellyou]

Yall really suck at the welcome wagon shit.

[cabineyes]

Unfortunately we didn't have the time to prepare a feast in your honour.

[ deal with it rude pants. ]

[tellyou]

Yea well if I remember right yall had no problem eatin our food and usin our camp.

[hows that for a feast in your honor, jackass]

Least your sorry asses could do is be straight up with us.

[dont think he doesnt see you whisperwhispering all your little plots and shit. and what's with hippyfying the weapons]

[cabineyes]

[ that was just some crazy woman talk mate you know how it is. ]

Well, what would you like to know?

[tellyou]

Which one's your leader? We supposed to follow him around when he gets back?

[cabineyes]

He's stuck outside. The name's Dean. A great personality.

[ says nothing about the map. maybe he doesn't have it. maybe i have it. ]

[tellyou]

Second in command?

[cabineyes]

The cute lass with the red skirt. Clara.

[ wouldn't try my luck with her. ]

[tellyou]

You?

[bottom of the food chain?]

[cabineyes]

Captain Hook.

Minus the ship.

At your service.

[tellyou]

[short laugh. thinks he's yanking his chain. he shoots zombies, fairytales don't exist.]

Yea, all right. Tell you what, you just make sure we don't get left behind when yall are bout to go.

[gets up to walk off]

[cabineyes]

Aye.

[ i don't know about that. ]

[foodporn]

[shoulderbumped when shane rudes past]

[wipes some old lady dust off her hands]

What's that about?

[cabineyes]

[ oh hey. u still mad? ]

Making new friends is all.

What a charming man.

[foodporn]

Yeah, I guess you have that in common.

[bitter yes mad no.]

She's fine, in case you were curious. You need to work on your questioning skills. I don't think they're supposed to get tired and faint.

[cabineyes]

My apologies.

It's the way I'm used to doing it.

[ torturing and all. ]

[foodporn]

[torturing old ladies. you're getting more charming by the second]

So all of this was hinging on that map taking us home, huh?

[seems to be kind of a hot button for you, buddy. you have temper problems]

[cabineyes]

Why don't we talk about you for a minute?

[ enough with the analyzing my motives stuff. ]

We were interrupted earlier.

[foodporn]

Were we?

[she's not being coy she actually just doesn't remember.]

[cabineyes]

[ by the granny, yes. ]

What were you up to back in the village? Was that where you ended up first?

[foodporn]

Yeah, the ladies took me in and fixed me up with a sweet suite. Or tent. Since I was the 'chattiest' of them all [said in a mocking voice to the tune of 'fairest of them all']- they kinda volunteered me to be her spokeswoman. Then you all.