86th post

[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: There's a city waiting for you on the other side of the gate. It's quiet inside and you can tell that the city has seen better days. Now it's half empty and there are only few residents on the streets. They look familiar, don't they? In the middle of the plaza is a small pedestal and on top of that a dim crystal. It's not bright or impressive but clearly Important.

in the forest: Uhh trees?

[ mission: caaaaaaamp! ]

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[crotchbite]

Hey. [ walks over to them with little miss witch ] The muppets know a way out.

[ glances at elle and shane ]

And they're up to something. They're way too quiet.

[pareidoll]

[snaps book shut[sdlj;ks??]

[crotchbite]

[ uh. looks at her like u ok? but doesn't say anything. ]

[idontknowthepassword]

[ ]

[pareidoll]

[hides glittery book]

We need to get rid of them before they decide on doing whatever it is they;re deciding.

[idontknowthepassword]

Oh, and one last thing. Whatever you choose?

You can't. Take it. Back.

[pareidoll]

[No undo....got it]

[crotchbite]

[ there is way too much to do to care about a sparkling book right now. stores in in the "later" drawers of her brain. mmhmm. ]

Any ideas on how to do that?

[pareidoll]

A very taxing distraction. Details yet to be provided.

Any insight?

[crotchbite]

[ i think there's a vibrator in your pocket. ]

That crystal is apparently important, so we might have to keep an eye on Hook. And those. [ tilts head to elle and shane and the nun ] Something tells me all this free food and resting is the calm before the storm. [ because it usually is ]

[pareidoll]

When is it not?

[pareidoll]

[watches flower sprout out of hel's clevage]

That might help...

[crotchbite]

[ ,snm,m.

picks it up. ]

What the fuck?

[pareidoll]

[i.....]

[idontknowthepassword]

[the book is vibrating]

[the magic won't stay inside for long]

[pareidoll]

[I DONT EVE NKNOW WHAT MY CHOICES ARE]

[HOLDS VIBRATING BOOK UNDER COAT]

[idontknowthepassword]

[all the weapons and dangerous items in the city are now flowers]

[the hook is a flower. the guns are flowers. the sonic is a flower. hel's cleavageknife is a flower. elle's eyepatch is a garland of daisies. anything potentially dangerous = flower.]

[pareidoll]

[SON OF A BITCH ALL MY WEAPONS]

[mercyless]

[ NO HTJSDK ]

[cabineyes]

[ KJD there's a flower poking out of his arm. ]

[crotchbite]

[ WAHT THE FUCK YOU PEICE OF SHITE ]

[tellyou]

[his angry southern screaming can be heard all the way across the city]

GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT FLOWERS WHAT KIND OF HIPPY SHIT IS THIS

[toxicmetal]

[ didn't even notice. ]

[scantilyclad]

[ her staff. ]



[ but these flowers are lovely. ]

[glared]

[i am flowers]