86th post

[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: There's a city waiting for you on the other side of the gate. It's quiet inside and you can tell that the city has seen better days. Now it's half empty and there are only few residents on the streets. They look familiar, don't they? In the middle of the plaza is a small pedestal and on top of that a dim crystal. It's not bright or impressive but clearly Important.

in the forest: Uhh trees?

[ mission: caaaaaaamp! ]

Comments

[foodporn]

Oh, you're a pirate now? I guess hooks are a popular seamen fashion accessory.

[puts a hand out to stop him from getting too close with a look of warning]

[cabineyes]

What do you think it is? A protective spell?

[ brushes her hand aside. not gonna touch. just measure its worth by looking. it could pass for a diamond. ]

[foodporn]

[which is why she's not letting him get any closer than that. you don't need to measure it's worth buddy cus you're not taking it]

It probably has a horrible curse on it that turns anyone who takes it into a hideous beast. Or maybe a cockroach. Same thing.

[cabineyes]

I think I can take it, lass.

[ his life is worth less than nothing. give me a curse any day. ]

Doesn't it arouse your curiosity?

[foodporn]

A dusty old rock in the middle of a grimy, depressing, middle earth retirement home doesn't arouse my anything. Sorry. No.

[cabineyes]

And that's why you're not a pirate.

[ it's a crystal and it's on a pedestal and they're holding it in high regard it's obviously PRECIOUS. ]

[ but i'll leave it for the time being. bye darling daddy will be back later. eventually turns away from the pedestal. ]

[foodporn]

[she said it protects them. that's enough explanation for her. scoffs at him before catching up. yeah you walk away from it]

What ever, you couldn't handle walking in my shoes for one day.

[lifts a heel up behind her to bop him on the ass. she might have a broken arm but she can still feel her oats]

[cabineyes]

[ did you just. ]

... Cheeky.

[foodporn]

No touchy.

[points between him and the crystal for emphasis]

[she really needs to find cas though so she's gonna have to trust you to behave yourself which will probably backfire on her]

[foodporn]

[sweeps past to go on an angel finding journey]

[cabineyes]

[ he's not going to take it yet. ]

[ time to report to hel first. ]