86th post

[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: There's a city waiting for you on the other side of the gate. It's quiet inside and you can tell that the city has seen better days. Now it's half empty and there are only few residents on the streets. They look familiar, don't they? In the middle of the plaza is a small pedestal and on top of that a dim crystal. It's not bright or impressive but clearly Important.

in the forest: Uhh trees?

[ mission: caaaaaaamp! ]

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[ladybirdbook]

[ no... she doesn't know. shakes her head. ]

[cabineyes]

[ I'LL FLOWER YOU IN THE THROAT ]

[foodporn]

[pushes hook back with a hand at his chest. this is getting out of hand]

Back off.

[cabineyes]

She must know something! She's hiding it from us!

[ do i have to get violent on you too and we just met ]

[crotchbite]

[ i need to babysit you 24/7

grabs his shoulder and pulls him slightly ] Chill out, Killian.

[cabineyes]

She knows...!

[ :( no mama. ]

[ladybirdbook]

...

[foodporn]

Look. You scared her. Real nice.

[i bet you feel like a big man]

[takes muppet lady by her dusty old shoulders and leads away]

[ladybirdbook]

It's fine...

[ but she's pretty shaken. ]

[cabineyes]

[ god who cares. ]

[ SHE COULD TALK ABOUT THE MAP. ]

[crotchbite]

Hey, hold on. [ holds bo by the shoulders too but not before giving a Look to hook ] Just one more question before you leave, all right?
[ puoniene old buddy :) ]

About the crystal? [ shesawthemeyeitsheainthappywiththat ]

[cabineyes]

[ the crystal. talk about it. please. ]

[ i can't ask questions but you can? how fair is that. ]

[ladybirdbook]

Yes... the crystal.

It's very precious to us.

[foodporn]

There, you got your one question. Come on, granny.

[gently steers her away]

[cabineyes]

That explains hardly anything.

What does it do?

[foodporn]

[I WILL BURN YOU]

[ladybirdbook]

[ out of strength. can't do it. ]

[ closes eyes and flops in her arms. ]

[cabineyes]

[ aww man. ]

Does that mean we'll have to find out by ourselves?

[foodporn]

No? Hey! Hey, lady! Wake up.

[taps her muppety cheek]

[youre not dead are you. youre just sleeping right]

[crotchbite]

[ nevermind.

rolls eyes. ]

[ladybirdbook]

[ moves slightly. just resting. ]

The crystal protects us... gives us air... keeps the fog away...

[crotchbite]

[ I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT PUONIENE!!

smiles a little and taps her shoulder gently ] Okay, okay, Puoniene. How about we get you home?

[ladybirdbook]

[ that sounds like a good idea. ]

It was my great-uncle's... [ can't talk anymore ]

[foodporn]

[helps muppetgrandma up with her good arm]

It's ok, you don't have to keep explaining to us. Save your strength.

[cabineyes]

[ look at you two being nurses. ]

[ this could go somewhere. ]