86th post

[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: There's a city waiting for you on the other side of the gate. It's quiet inside and you can tell that the city has seen better days. Now it's half empty and there are only few residents on the streets. They look familiar, don't they? In the middle of the plaza is a small pedestal and on top of that a dim crystal. It's not bright or impressive but clearly Important.

in the forest: Uhh trees?

[ mission: caaaaaaamp! ]

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[foodporn]

[torturing old ladies. you're getting more charming by the second]

So all of this was hinging on that map taking us home, huh?

[seems to be kind of a hot button for you, buddy. you have temper problems]

[cabineyes]

Why don't we talk about you for a minute?

[ enough with the analyzing my motives stuff. ]

We were interrupted earlier.

[foodporn]

Were we?

[she's not being coy she actually just doesn't remember.]

[cabineyes]

[ by the granny, yes. ]

What were you up to back in the village? Was that where you ended up first?

[foodporn]

Yeah, the ladies took me in and fixed me up with a sweet suite. Or tent. Since I was the 'chattiest' of them all [said in a mocking voice to the tune of 'fairest of them all']- they kinda volunteered me to be her spokeswoman. Then you all.

[cabineyes]

Oh, it must have been absolutely terrible for you.

[ did you have sex with all of them. ]

[foodporn]

I know, what a traumatic experience.

[no. maybe a few. she's needy, not greedy.]

I showed you mine, now show me yours. Dish out the dirt. Why's everyone so tense around you?

[cabineyes]

Must be my remarkably good looks.

[ i mean cmon why else. ]

[foodporn]

Ha. You're not hard on the eyes, but neither is anyone else here. You're kind of an unrealistically pretty group of people, I wonder if anyone else noticed.

[leave it to the succubus to point it out]

[cabineyes]

Good point, lass. That must be why the trouble always finds us.

[ it's so hard being so pretty wah wah. ]

[foodporn]

You tried flirting with me to get out of it and look what happened, you brought it right back full circle. You are trouble, aren't you? Am I going to get like, a black spot for associating with you?

[is this some kind of metaphor for dark fae, are you the dark fae of this group]

[cabineyes]

Judge for yourself. You're a smart girl. I can tell.

[ i'm not exactly mr popular around here now am i. ]

[foodporn]

Ugh, that's a yes. And all I ever wanted was to be a popular kid.

[she'll have to sit at the loser table now]

[cabineyes]

Pirates were never that popular as far as I know. Ask anyone.

[ at least not here. ]

[ he's going to take another look at the crystal now that the granny's out of the way. ]

[foodporn]

Oh, you're a pirate now? I guess hooks are a popular seamen fashion accessory.

[puts a hand out to stop him from getting too close with a look of warning]

[cabineyes]

What do you think it is? A protective spell?

[ brushes her hand aside. not gonna touch. just measure its worth by looking. it could pass for a diamond. ]

[foodporn]

[which is why she's not letting him get any closer than that. you don't need to measure it's worth buddy cus you're not taking it]

It probably has a horrible curse on it that turns anyone who takes it into a hideous beast. Or maybe a cockroach. Same thing.

[cabineyes]

I think I can take it, lass.

[ his life is worth less than nothing. give me a curse any day. ]

Doesn't it arouse your curiosity?

[foodporn]

A dusty old rock in the middle of a grimy, depressing, middle earth retirement home doesn't arouse my anything. Sorry. No.

[cabineyes]

And that's why you're not a pirate.

[ it's a crystal and it's on a pedestal and they're holding it in high regard it's obviously PRECIOUS. ]

[ but i'll leave it for the time being. bye darling daddy will be back later. eventually turns away from the pedestal. ]

[foodporn]

[she said it protects them. that's enough explanation for her. scoffs at him before catching up. yeah you walk away from it]

What ever, you couldn't handle walking in my shoes for one day.

[lifts a heel up behind her to bop him on the ass. she might have a broken arm but she can still feel her oats]

[cabineyes]

[ did you just. ]

... Cheeky.

[foodporn]

No touchy.

[points between him and the crystal for emphasis]

[she really needs to find cas though so she's gonna have to trust you to behave yourself which will probably backfire on her]

[foodporn]

[sweeps past to go on an angel finding journey]

[cabineyes]

[ he's not going to take it yet. ]

[ time to report to hel first. ]