86th post

[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: There's a city waiting for you on the other side of the gate. It's quiet inside and you can tell that the city has seen better days. Now it's half empty and there are only few residents on the streets. They look familiar, don't they? In the middle of the plaza is a small pedestal and on top of that a dim crystal. It's not bright or impressive but clearly Important.

in the forest: Uhh trees?

[ mission: caaaaaaamp! ]

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[cabineyes]

[ god who cares. ]

[ SHE COULD TALK ABOUT THE MAP. ]

[crotchbite]

Hey, hold on. [ holds bo by the shoulders too but not before giving a Look to hook ] Just one more question before you leave, all right?
[ puoniene old buddy :) ]

About the crystal? [ shesawthemeyeitsheainthappywiththat ]

[cabineyes]

[ the crystal. talk about it. please. ]

[ i can't ask questions but you can? how fair is that. ]

[ladybirdbook]

Yes... the crystal.

It's very precious to us.

[foodporn]

There, you got your one question. Come on, granny.

[gently steers her away]

[cabineyes]

That explains hardly anything.

What does it do?

[foodporn]

[I WILL BURN YOU]

[ladybirdbook]

[ out of strength. can't do it. ]

[ closes eyes and flops in her arms. ]

[cabineyes]

[ aww man. ]

Does that mean we'll have to find out by ourselves?

[foodporn]

No? Hey! Hey, lady! Wake up.

[taps her muppety cheek]

[youre not dead are you. youre just sleeping right]

[crotchbite]

[ nevermind.

rolls eyes. ]

[ladybirdbook]

[ moves slightly. just resting. ]

The crystal protects us... gives us air... keeps the fog away...

[crotchbite]

[ I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT PUONIENE!!

smiles a little and taps her shoulder gently ] Okay, okay, Puoniene. How about we get you home?

[ladybirdbook]

[ that sounds like a good idea. ]

It was my great-uncle's... [ can't talk anymore ]

[foodporn]

[helps muppetgrandma up with her good arm]

It's ok, you don't have to keep explaining to us. Save your strength.

[cabineyes]

[ look at you two being nurses. ]

[ this could go somewhere. ]

[crotchbite]

Can you can handle this on your own? I just need a word with him.

[ pats his face. a little harder than necessary, but he likes it ]

[cabineyes]

Is it about the flowers?

[ your gun's gone too. ]

[foodporn]

Sure.

[exits stage bo with granny.]

[crotchbite]

Thanks. [ watches dat ass leave
no im kidding ]

No. [ pokes his chest ] I need you to figure out what our new friends are up to.

[cabineyes]

Me?

[ yeah poke it good i like that. ]

[crotchbite]

You're the least suspicious to turn on us.

[ TELLS IT LIKE IT IS ]

[cabineyes]

[ is that really so. ]

You would like me to find out what their plan is?

Isn't that quite rude, sister?

[crotchbite]

Rude? No. But you know what'd be rude? [ grabs him by the belt ooh ooooooh ] If you pull one of your schemes on me. [ seriously. do you see her eyes. read them. they say i will yank off your dick and she means it. ] I'm serious.

[cabineyes]

And why would I do that, sister, when I have you on my side?

[ you're so intimidating. ]