86th post

[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: There's a city waiting for you on the other side of the gate. It's quiet inside and you can tell that the city has seen better days. Now it's half empty and there are only few residents on the streets. They look familiar, don't they? In the middle of the plaza is a small pedestal and on top of that a dim crystal. It's not bright or impressive but clearly Important.

in the forest: Uhh trees?

[ mission: caaaaaaamp! ]

Comments

[tellyou]

Which one's your leader? We supposed to follow him around when he gets back?

[cabineyes]

He's stuck outside. The name's Dean. A great personality.

[ says nothing about the map. maybe he doesn't have it. maybe i have it. ]

[tellyou]

Second in command?

[cabineyes]

The cute lass with the red skirt. Clara.

[ wouldn't try my luck with her. ]

[tellyou]

You?

[bottom of the food chain?]

[cabineyes]

Captain Hook.

Minus the ship.

At your service.

[tellyou]

[short laugh. thinks he's yanking his chain. he shoots zombies, fairytales don't exist.]

Yea, all right. Tell you what, you just make sure we don't get left behind when yall are bout to go.

[gets up to walk off]

[cabineyes]

Aye.

[ i don't know about that. ]

[foodporn]

[shoulderbumped when shane rudes past]

[wipes some old lady dust off her hands]

What's that about?

[cabineyes]

[ oh hey. u still mad? ]

Making new friends is all.

What a charming man.

[foodporn]

Yeah, I guess you have that in common.

[bitter yes mad no.]

She's fine, in case you were curious. You need to work on your questioning skills. I don't think they're supposed to get tired and faint.

[cabineyes]

My apologies.

It's the way I'm used to doing it.

[ torturing and all. ]

[foodporn]

[torturing old ladies. you're getting more charming by the second]

So all of this was hinging on that map taking us home, huh?

[seems to be kind of a hot button for you, buddy. you have temper problems]

[cabineyes]

Why don't we talk about you for a minute?

[ enough with the analyzing my motives stuff. ]

We were interrupted earlier.

[foodporn]

Were we?

[she's not being coy she actually just doesn't remember.]

[cabineyes]

[ by the granny, yes. ]

What were you up to back in the village? Was that where you ended up first?

[foodporn]

Yeah, the ladies took me in and fixed me up with a sweet suite. Or tent. Since I was the 'chattiest' of them all [said in a mocking voice to the tune of 'fairest of them all']- they kinda volunteered me to be her spokeswoman. Then you all.

[cabineyes]

Oh, it must have been absolutely terrible for you.

[ did you have sex with all of them. ]

[foodporn]

I know, what a traumatic experience.

[no. maybe a few. she's needy, not greedy.]

I showed you mine, now show me yours. Dish out the dirt. Why's everyone so tense around you?

[cabineyes]

Must be my remarkably good looks.

[ i mean cmon why else. ]

[foodporn]

Ha. You're not hard on the eyes, but neither is anyone else here. You're kind of an unrealistically pretty group of people, I wonder if anyone else noticed.

[leave it to the succubus to point it out]

[cabineyes]

Good point, lass. That must be why the trouble always finds us.

[ it's so hard being so pretty wah wah. ]

[foodporn]

You tried flirting with me to get out of it and look what happened, you brought it right back full circle. You are trouble, aren't you? Am I going to get like, a black spot for associating with you?

[is this some kind of metaphor for dark fae, are you the dark fae of this group]

[cabineyes]

Judge for yourself. You're a smart girl. I can tell.

[ i'm not exactly mr popular around here now am i. ]

[foodporn]

Ugh, that's a yes. And all I ever wanted was to be a popular kid.

[she'll have to sit at the loser table now]