86th post

[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: There's a city waiting for you on the other side of the gate. It's quiet inside and you can tell that the city has seen better days. Now it's half empty and there are only few residents on the streets. They look familiar, don't they? In the middle of the plaza is a small pedestal and on top of that a dim crystal. It's not bright or impressive but clearly Important.

in the forest: Uhh trees?

[ mission: caaaaaaamp! ]

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[scantilyclad]

[ but morrigan doesn't. ]

Is this hideous creature supposed to be alive?

[ladybirdbook]

[ rude. neck creaks. ]

[ they might be slow and covered with dust but still very much alive. ]

Greetings... travelers...

[scantilyclad]

It... speaks.

[ladybirdbook]

[ damn right it does. ]

It has been long since our city saw travelers...

Do step closer, please do. Rest for the night.

[scantilyclad]

Oh? And what will the catch be this time, I wonder?

[ladybirdbook]

[ her laugh is like scratching two rocks together. ]

No catch, no catch. We only seek peace here in our city, hidden from the world.

You would assume the worst, I know, this world hasn't treated your group nicely.

[crotchbite]

I'm starting to think we've been dragged into Jim Henson's preserved brain.

[scantilyclad]

Have you no economy? Please, at least demand a single coin from these fools.

[scantilyclad]

[ who is jim henson and why would they be in his brain. ]

[ladybirdbook]

[ my face. sorry about that. ]

We have no use for money.

Please, leave us in peace. That is all we ask.

[crotchbite]

[ kind of wants to touch it. maybe there are strings. would he be offended if she patted its big ugly head.

glares at morrigan as she pushes him for not giving them anything for free? what the fuck? ]

[ladybirdbook]

[ *her ]

[crotchbite]

[ who the fuck can tell. ]

[scantilyclad]

[ they'll die without an economy. living in peace doesn't put food on the table, hel. ]

You are lucky, then, that our fearless leader has not joined us.

[crotchbite]

[ THEY'RE MUPPETS IN NARNIA LIKE ANYTHING HERE MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE ]

Take it down a notch, you'll give it a heart attack. [ ... if... it even has one ]

[ladybirdbook]

We have the crystal, it will be fine.

So good of you to worry for us.

[crotchbite]

The crystal?

[ should she say that to strangers? tilts head. well fuck. glances at hook up ahead. she's gonna have to babysit him ]

[ladybirdbook]

It will give us what we need.

This way we can continue hiding from the world... It's no good for us out there.

[toxicmetal]

[ is hook really the one you should be worrying about? ]

[ she's also listening. ]

[crotchbite]

[ she knows hook. she doesn't know eyepatch-san. ]

Yeah, it probably isn't. [ crouches to her height and offers a hand. she has met weirder humans, so whatever. ] I'm Hel. You got a name?

[ladybirdbook]

[ slowly reaches out her withered paw and gently touches her hand. ]

Puoniene is what they called me long ago...

[tellyou]

[watching clara and michonne chatter about something. they're looking shady and he doesn't trust them]

[ignoring the shitty dusty muppets but he's standing close enough by them to hear this plot development]

[crotchbite]

[ omg its warm it's alive ]

Nice to meet you. Mind if I ask you if you know a way out of these caves, to the outside? We have a couple of our team members outside and we need to meet them again.

[ladybirdbook]

There is a way... Yes...

I will show it to you later. Alas now.. I'm feeling very weak.

[toxicmetal]

[ yeah i saw those two too. ]

[ gives shane a Look. ]