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[loveboat]

Okay you little shits since you can't seem to get into one group again how about you get on the fucking boat

Once you have boarded the boat and set sail, you are free to explore. The captains cabin is offlimits, as is the brig, but the rest of the boat is available to all of the guests. For your pleasure, you will be provided with a honeymoon suite each, access to the dining hall and kitchen if you so please, or you might prefer to dine on the deck. There is also a lounge where a musician plays piano melodies. The entire boat is decorated garishly in pinks and purples, but there are also pieces of OBSCENE art that seem to celebrate the human (or otherwise) form displayed in every room, including the private cabins, public spaces, and anywhere else you might think to look.

There are also couples of every shape, size and gender everywhere you turn. They seem to be enjoying themselves, holding hands and making out like horny teenagers on every possible surface. At least you know what kind of PDA you're expected to live up to.

[ mission: couple off and fake it to make it
note: if your char has been fucking off while in town and hasn't met up with the group just assume dean sam or someone else found them and explained the plan to them ]

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[loveboat]

[the captain is busy ejecting a couple that was pretending to be in love for the free ride]

[pareidoll]

[jesus christ i just imagine them being thrown overboard]

[cabineyes]

[ offer her his hand. ]

Alright, love, shall we?

[loveboat]

[dusts hands off after ejecting fake couple and ushers them aboard]

What a lovely couple. Honeymooners? Come on, come now. We're set to depart soon, wouldn't want to miss it.

[cabineyes]

[ speaks up before clara can open her mouth. ]

That's right. Killian Jones and my lovely Clara. Good day to you.

[loveboat]

[making out]

[guybirdcrap]

[watches the ragtag group of heroes go from the docks]

[throws kiss-stained handkerchief at hook]

[remember meeee]

[cabineyes]

[ catches it! ]

[ lmfao bye my stds lover ]

[frogface]

....

[sidesteps to the nearest person for his partner. maybe its ruby, he hopes it's ruby]

[jiffles]

[ has been alone in the docks since the talk with nick, trying to overcome his hunger. what's wrong with that ugly ship?]

[fairyvagina]

[along the giant group of other people waiting to board]

Why the long face?

[jiffles]

[ omg progress. ]

Just your average internal crisis.

I'll get over it in a minute.

[fairyvagina]

Still worried about Dean?

[mercyless]

[ BELLE ISNT HERE ]

[dices]

What's wrong?

[mercyless]

[ many things including you. ]

[ keeps an eye on the docks as they line up. ]

[shortcuts]

[someone be a couple with him]

So. You smoke?

[he literally can't think of anything else to ask]

[goodguy]

Well, not really. L2s usually show adverse effects.

[ hi there husband ]

[shortcuts]

L-what now? [ok he'll just smoke himself hubby]

[thisbites]

[ tore up the market and the docks looking for ruby all morning because dean took her note, that douche. it's not for you.
finally makes it into the line to board, sweaty and panicked and one more bad surprise away from hulking out on somebody. ]

[fairyvagina]

[ a bit higher up the line. almost got suck with mitchell, but decides to ditch line to go back down. he looks distressed, natural sookie call]

Are you...all right?

[thisbites]

[ angry wolf snort. no, I'm not all right. I'm hackles raised ears flat tail stiff body posture and I'm on the verge of baring teeth. ]

Ruby. I can't find her.

[ what if she got kidnapped into one of the whorehouses? she's a pretty girl alone in a sailor town even if she does have claws she's too sweet to use them. ]

[inenochian]

[ not at all standing awkwardly in the line, watching hel's hand in dean's pocket or clara getting dragged aboard by hook.
sort of the only four people he's conversed with (except for the time he was husbands with bilbo).
Oh right. where's sam? ]

[satansuit]

[sam's late. had to do one last belle (then red) check.]

[spots castiel, hanging around, being awkward.]

Hey.

[claps hand on his shoulder, from behind.]


Everything okay, Cas?

[inenochian]

[ jumps a little. ]

[ congrats you just jumpscared the jumpscaringest angel in the garrison. ]

Sam, I -- [ looks back up the gangplank to see dean's arm around hel's waist now. can't see where hook and clara disappeared. ]

Yes, fine, except I--[ smacked into by the derek-shaped steamroller and dragged-along sookie as they board ]