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Okay you little shits since you can't seem to get into one group again how about you get on the fucking boat

Once you have boarded the boat and set sail, you are free to explore. The captains cabin is offlimits, as is the brig, but the rest of the boat is available to all of the guests. For your pleasure, you will be provided with a honeymoon suite each, access to the dining hall and kitchen if you so please, or you might prefer to dine on the deck. There is also a lounge where a musician plays piano melodies. The entire boat is decorated garishly in pinks and purples, but there are also pieces of OBSCENE art that seem to celebrate the human (or otherwise) form displayed in every room, including the private cabins, public spaces, and anywhere else you might think to look.

There are also couples of every shape, size and gender everywhere you turn. They seem to be enjoying themselves, holding hands and making out like horny teenagers on every possible surface. At least you know what kind of PDA you're expected to live up to.

[ mission: couple off and fake it to make it
note: if your char has been fucking off while in town and hasn't met up with the group just assume dean sam or someone else found them and explained the plan to them ]

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[ shrugs a little ]

All I've realised is that Big Eyes over there is pretty sensitive to violence. She has to get used to it someday though.

"Big eyes"?

[the lines moving forward. shuffle with him clarice]

Ruby. [ shuffles along ] Who else is rated PG? [ she hasn't met half the group for long so ]

Technically? Hook.

[yeah, i bet you love to hear that.]

We're short a few story books though. Including "big eyes". Took off this morning.

[ stops abruptly and puts a hand on his chest to stop him too ]

What? Alone?

Wouldn't take no for an answer. She went after her friend who never made it to the port. Apparently, she's been missing for a lot longer than that. I thought she was with your group.

[cardbelle, you cause so much trouble.]

Shit. [ looks over her shoulder as if she could see her or whatever and then groans ] She's gonna get herself killed.

[ she figures it's useless to go after her now, though ]

Someone should have gone with her.

[fishes the note out of his jacket that ruby left on the table at the inn and passes it to her]

Hard to do that when she didn't give us a chance. I told you, wouldn't take no for an answer.

[grabs her forearm and keeps her walking because the line has moved while they've been chatting]

[ takes the little note and reads it over ] You don't need to feel responsible, I'm not blaming you. [ puts the note back on his jacket pocket ]

People keep telling me that lately.

[holds hand out to stop her from putting it back]

You keep it. You knew her better.

[like she's dead already. and of course he feels responsible anyway.]

[ she looks at the note and then ends up pocketing it. she's gonna give it to derek later, he seemed pretty close to her ]

Maybe you should listen to people then. [ the pot calling the kettle black ]

[just eyes her, he has a feeling they both know that's not going to happen even though hey i just met you]

[clears his throat and wraps an arm around her waist to pull her close, pasting the tightest smile on his face as they reach the top of the boarding deck]

You're lucky, we're really filling up. Only a couple cabins left! And don't you look like a lovely couple.

[lets them past]

[ well that was easy

waves at her so merrily ]

Thank you.

[turns to watch them with burning eyes of suspicion]

[lets up a little on the couply personal space when they move out onto the deck and blend with the other schmoozing couples]

[makes the most nose-wrinkling face of why ever when he passes one of the paintings]

Holy crap. Check out Ron Jeremy.

[ doesn't even bat an eyelash at the paintings ]

At least it's not one of the self portraits of George Bush. [ looking around the love boat ] I wonder why they're giving free access to couples. I hope this isn't some kind of fucked up Noah's Ark.

It's a cruise line on Valentine's Day. Why does everything have to be evil?

[listens to himself.]

--No, you're probably right, we're all gonna die horrible. Better enjoy the free champagne.

[jesus chirst is that a gay centaur]

Because everything goes so smoothly around here. [ glances at the painting ] As long as we don't get dry humped by a Hylaeus and a Rhoecus, I think we'll be fine.

[nightmares]

[glances at the painting one more time before kind of nudging a potted plant in front of it. to spare everyone else the horror]

If the painting's anything to go by I don't think you're really their type. Looking for something a little burlier.

[atalanta apparently got the less gay rapist centaurs]

[ lmao watches him try to hide it ]

Don't worry, I got your back. I'll warn you of any gay centaur sightings.

Now that's what marriage is all about.

[edges away from brain scarring artwork and scans the sea of pawing couples for anyone familiar]

[i mean yeah that's hook and clara sucking face over there, that's something]

--I'm gonna go check out the cabin.

[ wow what's going on there

looks at dean and nods ]

I'll check around this place to see anything weird or out of place. You know, more so than the paintings. Meet back here?

You got it.

[she caught on quick to the business, he lucked out]

[returns the nod before ducking down the corridor to check out their swanky lovenest]
[ithasamagicfingersbed]

[ there are a lot of huge dicks paintings these artists must have some kind of self esteem issues. but apparently it works on these people because they're all swapping saliva hardcore

watches captain over there kicking a lot of fake couples. hopefully none of them are in their group :| ]

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