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[loveboat]

Okay you little shits since you can't seem to get into one group again how about you get on the fucking boat

Once you have boarded the boat and set sail, you are free to explore. The captains cabin is offlimits, as is the brig, but the rest of the boat is available to all of the guests. For your pleasure, you will be provided with a honeymoon suite each, access to the dining hall and kitchen if you so please, or you might prefer to dine on the deck. There is also a lounge where a musician plays piano melodies. The entire boat is decorated garishly in pinks and purples, but there are also pieces of OBSCENE art that seem to celebrate the human (or otherwise) form displayed in every room, including the private cabins, public spaces, and anywhere else you might think to look.

There are also couples of every shape, size and gender everywhere you turn. They seem to be enjoying themselves, holding hands and making out like horny teenagers on every possible surface. At least you know what kind of PDA you're expected to live up to.

[ mission: couple off and fake it to make it
note: if your char has been fucking off while in town and hasn't met up with the group just assume dean sam or someone else found them and explained the plan to them ]

Comments

[cabineyes]

[ you really shouldn't be. ]

[ i knew you'd warm up to me sooner or later. kisses her back like the gentleman he is. ]

You're making my heart race with those lips, sweetheart.

[pareidoll]

[don't flatter yourself]

[tasteslikehookeritastehookerlipstickohmygodicanneverkissanyoneagain]

[calm.im calm]

You haven't seen half of what these lips can do.

[is this what you want.]

[cabineyes]

[ it's all i ever wanted. licks his lips. ]

Oh, I can't wait to find out.

[ tonight's the night. ]

[pareidoll]

[it's one of those things that he says that's just the skeeziest]

[lingers for a moment]

[finally breaks away from him for some fresh air]

The view. Show it to me?

[cabineyes]

[ nods. he keeps a hand on the small of her back and doesn't let her wander far as they walk on the deck. of course there are lovely paintings everywhere. ]

I have to say someone had a special taste when decorating her.

[pareidoll]

[catches the tailsighting of dean over shoulder disappearing into the ship]

[goddammit]

I don't see how a love cruise already needs so much...inspiration.

[cabineyes]

[ bye bye dean. ]

Better be safe than sorry, I suppose. We wouldn't want to forget why we're here, now would we?

[pareidoll]

No.

No we wouldn't.

[pointed look]

[cabineyes]

Always so determined, love.

Must be why I married you.

[pareidoll]

Remind me why I married you?

[no really..]

[i love smiling, but right now it feels so wrong ANDTASTEHOOKERONMYLIPS]

[cabineyes]

[ ohh she seems so disgusted and uptight in this moment. he hasn't grinned so hard in a long while. ]

Love at first sight, wasn't it? Couldn't keep your hands off me.

[pareidoll]

[jackass]

Miracle why I'm not now.


[by that i mean i want to strangle you]

[can we go to the cabin yet]

[edging

towards the way back in]

[cabineyes]

If you are so eager to head in... Guess we must. Anything for you, love.

[ spreads his arms. waits to be tucked into the cabin. ]