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[loveboat]

Okay you little shits since you can't seem to get into one group again how about you get on the fucking boat

Once you have boarded the boat and set sail, you are free to explore. The captains cabin is offlimits, as is the brig, but the rest of the boat is available to all of the guests. For your pleasure, you will be provided with a honeymoon suite each, access to the dining hall and kitchen if you so please, or you might prefer to dine on the deck. There is also a lounge where a musician plays piano melodies. The entire boat is decorated garishly in pinks and purples, but there are also pieces of OBSCENE art that seem to celebrate the human (or otherwise) form displayed in every room, including the private cabins, public spaces, and anywhere else you might think to look.

There are also couples of every shape, size and gender everywhere you turn. They seem to be enjoying themselves, holding hands and making out like horny teenagers on every possible surface. At least you know what kind of PDA you're expected to live up to.

[ mission: couple off and fake it to make it
note: if your char has been fucking off while in town and hasn't met up with the group just assume dean sam or someone else found them and explained the plan to them ]

Comments

[sawedoff]

[lets up a little on the couply personal space when they move out onto the deck and blend with the other schmoozing couples]

[makes the most nose-wrinkling face of why ever when he passes one of the paintings]

Holy crap. Check out Ron Jeremy.

[crotchbite]

[ doesn't even bat an eyelash at the paintings ]

At least it's not one of the self portraits of George Bush. [ looking around the love boat ] I wonder why they're giving free access to couples. I hope this isn't some kind of fucked up Noah's Ark.

[sawedoff]

It's a cruise line on Valentine's Day. Why does everything have to be evil?

[listens to himself.]

--No, you're probably right, we're all gonna die horrible. Better enjoy the free champagne.

[jesus chirst is that a gay centaur]

[crotchbite]

Because everything goes so smoothly around here. [ glances at the painting ] As long as we don't get dry humped by a Hylaeus and a Rhoecus, I think we'll be fine.

[sawedoff]

[nightmares]

[glances at the painting one more time before kind of nudging a potted plant in front of it. to spare everyone else the horror]

If the painting's anything to go by I don't think you're really their type. Looking for something a little burlier.

[atalanta apparently got the less gay rapist centaurs]

[crotchbite]

[ lmao watches him try to hide it ]

Don't worry, I got your back. I'll warn you of any gay centaur sightings.

[sawedoff]

Now that's what marriage is all about.

[edges away from brain scarring artwork and scans the sea of pawing couples for anyone familiar]

[i mean yeah that's hook and clara sucking face over there, that's something]

--I'm gonna go check out the cabin.

[crotchbite]

[ wow what's going on there

looks at dean and nods ]

I'll check around this place to see anything weird or out of place. You know, more so than the paintings. Meet back here?

[sawedoff]

You got it.

[she caught on quick to the business, he lucked out]

[returns the nod before ducking down the corridor to check out their swanky lovenest]
[ithasamagicfingersbed]

[crotchbite]

[ there are a lot of huge dicks paintings these artists must have some kind of self esteem issues. but apparently it works on these people because they're all swapping saliva hardcore

watches captain over there kicking a lot of fake couples. hopefully none of them are in their group :| ]

[loveboat]

[co-captain harold is doing most of the kicking for the moment, since the captain is preparing to sail]

[turns to hel after he's finished escorting a sad muppet brother and sister off the boat]

You just can't beat them away with sticks. You would think we have the holy grail aboard the boat.