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[loveboat]

Okay you little shits since you can't seem to get into one group again how about you get on the fucking boat

Once you have boarded the boat and set sail, you are free to explore. The captains cabin is offlimits, as is the brig, but the rest of the boat is available to all of the guests. For your pleasure, you will be provided with a honeymoon suite each, access to the dining hall and kitchen if you so please, or you might prefer to dine on the deck. There is also a lounge where a musician plays piano melodies. The entire boat is decorated garishly in pinks and purples, but there are also pieces of OBSCENE art that seem to celebrate the human (or otherwise) form displayed in every room, including the private cabins, public spaces, and anywhere else you might think to look.

There are also couples of every shape, size and gender everywhere you turn. They seem to be enjoying themselves, holding hands and making out like horny teenagers on every possible surface. At least you know what kind of PDA you're expected to live up to.

[ mission: couple off and fake it to make it
note: if your char has been fucking off while in town and hasn't met up with the group just assume dean sam or someone else found them and explained the plan to them ]

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[loveboat]

[the captain is busy ejecting a couple that was pretending to be in love for the free ride]

[pareidoll]

[jesus christ i just imagine them being thrown overboard]

[loveboat]

[making out]

[guybirdcrap]

[watches the ragtag group of heroes go from the docks]

[throws kiss-stained handkerchief at hook]

[remember meeee]

[cabineyes]

[ catches it! ]

[ lmfao bye my stds lover ]

[cabineyes]

[ offer her his hand. ]

Alright, love, shall we?

[loveboat]

[dusts hands off after ejecting fake couple and ushers them aboard]

What a lovely couple. Honeymooners? Come on, come now. We're set to depart soon, wouldn't want to miss it.

[cabineyes]

[ speaks up before clara can open her mouth. ]

That's right. Killian Jones and my lovely Clara. Good day to you.

[pareidoll]

[wait what. excuse me what]

[dean you had one job.]

[looks at the dejected fake couple , then hooks hand, then the weird slutty captain.]

[cabineyes]

[ pulls her past the captain. keep it quiet or we'll be overboard in a second. ]

Darling, I'm sure we'll have a lovely time in here.

[pareidoll]

[can i throw myself overboard too]

[snaps self out of it and tries not to punch him in the face]

No, forgive me, I know. Just my...first time on a boat that's all, dear. I just have butterflies...

[get your hands off me]

[takes his arm
so very lovingly
digging her nails into the underside of his arm]

[frogface]

....

[sidesteps to the nearest person for his partner. maybe its ruby, he hopes it's ruby]

[loveboat]

[loveboat]

[watching you two]

[cabineyes]

[ you should have been faster dean. ]

[ smiles through pain and tightens the grab of her hand. tugs her closer. ]

Ah. That's perfectly understable, dear, but do remember that I'll be always here for you. There's nothing to be afraid of.

[ getting rid of me wont be easy ]

[jiffles]

[ has been alone in the docks since the talk with nick, trying to overcome his hunger. what's wrong with that ugly ship?]

[pareidoll]

[pirate in her face. you still smell like hooker, what a lovely way to start a fake marriage]

[vice grip]

[releases his arm to channel every bit of good she has in her to softly caress one side of his stubbly shitty face]

I couldn't have asked for a better husband.

[nearly chokes on that last word but covers it with a smile.]

[cabineyes]

[ probably has still some cheap lipstick on his face. yep this is all very romantic. ]

[ smiles at her words and caress. ]

Well, now you've got me. All to yourself. Isn't that what you've always wanted?

[mercyless]

[ BELLE ISNT HERE ]

[pareidoll]

[cant help but eyebrow quirk a little at that]

More than you'll ever know.

[are we convincing yet. can we go]

How about we settle into our cabin, put me at ease before we set sail.

[loveboat]

[i don't see any making out]

[cabineyes]

[ let it all out clara. ]

Of course, I should have realized that myself. Would you like to lay down?

[pareidoll]

[this is hardly the moment my teal haired bimbo]

Come along, my scruffy boy. That is precisely what I mean.

[by which lay down is code for yell at you passive aggressively]

[begins tugging him along]

[fairyvagina]

[along the giant group of other people waiting to board]

Why the long face?

[cabineyes]

[ teal bimbo, i get you. so smug in this moment. ]

[ remains where he is and gently pulls her back to himself. ]

But being inside might trigger your seasickness, love. Don't you want to see when they pull the anchor?