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Okay you little shits since you can't seem to get into one group again how about you get on the fucking boat

Once you have boarded the boat and set sail, you are free to explore. The captains cabin is offlimits, as is the brig, but the rest of the boat is available to all of the guests. For your pleasure, you will be provided with a honeymoon suite each, access to the dining hall and kitchen if you so please, or you might prefer to dine on the deck. There is also a lounge where a musician plays piano melodies. The entire boat is decorated garishly in pinks and purples, but there are also pieces of OBSCENE art that seem to celebrate the human (or otherwise) form displayed in every room, including the private cabins, public spaces, and anywhere else you might think to look.

There are also couples of every shape, size and gender everywhere you turn. They seem to be enjoying themselves, holding hands and making out like horny teenagers on every possible surface. At least you know what kind of PDA you're expected to live up to.

[ mission: couple off and fake it to make it
note: if your char has been fucking off while in town and hasn't met up with the group just assume dean sam or someone else found them and explained the plan to them ]

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[ pulls her past the captain. keep it quiet or we'll be overboard in a second. ]

Darling, I'm sure we'll have a lovely time in here.

[can i throw myself overboard too]

[snaps self out of it and tries not to punch him in the face]

No, forgive me, I know. Just my...first time on a boat that's all, dear. I just have butterflies...

[get your hands off me]

[takes his arm
so very lovingly
digging her nails into the underside of his arm]

[watching you two]

[ you should have been faster dean. ]

[ smiles through pain and tightens the grab of her hand. tugs her closer. ]

Ah. That's perfectly understable, dear, but do remember that I'll be always here for you. There's nothing to be afraid of.

[ getting rid of me wont be easy ]

[pirate in her face. you still smell like hooker, what a lovely way to start a fake marriage]

[vice grip]

[releases his arm to channel every bit of good she has in her to softly caress one side of his stubbly shitty face]

I couldn't have asked for a better husband.

[nearly chokes on that last word but covers it with a smile.]

[ probably has still some cheap lipstick on his face. yep this is all very romantic. ]

[ smiles at her words and caress. ]

Well, now you've got me. All to yourself. Isn't that what you've always wanted?

[cant help but eyebrow quirk a little at that]

More than you'll ever know.

[are we convincing yet. can we go]

How about we settle into our cabin, put me at ease before we set sail.

[i don't see any making out]

[ let it all out clara. ]

Of course, I should have realized that myself. Would you like to lay down?

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[this is hardly the moment my teal haired bimbo]

Come along, my scruffy boy. That is precisely what I mean.

[by which lay down is code for yell at you passive aggressively]

[begins tugging him along]

[ teal bimbo, i get you. so smug in this moment. ]

[ remains where he is and gently pulls her back to himself. ]

But being inside might trigger your seasickness, love. Don't you want to see when they pull the anchor?

[dont gloat, it'll make you fat]

[rests hand along his chest to steady herself from being tugged much closer]

I suppose we could stick around until then..

Just let me know immediately when you stop feeling well.

[ you're feeling pretty good right now aren't you. ]

It's the perfect beginning to a perfect cruise.

[ leans in. ]

[looks him in the eye for a moment like 'really? yeah. i shouldn't be surprised anymore with you]

[shakes head a little before sliding hand up to curve over his shoulder and kisses]

[ you really shouldn't be. ]

[ i knew you'd warm up to me sooner or later. kisses her back like the gentleman he is. ]

You're making my heart race with those lips, sweetheart.

[don't flatter yourself]

[tasteslikehookeritastehookerlipstickohmygodicanneverkissanyoneagain]

[calm.im calm]

You haven't seen half of what these lips can do.

[is this what you want.]

[ it's all i ever wanted. licks his lips. ]

Oh, I can't wait to find out.

[ tonight's the night. ]

[it's one of those things that he says that's just the skeeziest]

[lingers for a moment]

[finally breaks away from him for some fresh air]

The view. Show it to me?

[ nods. he keeps a hand on the small of her back and doesn't let her wander far as they walk on the deck. of course there are lovely paintings everywhere. ]

I have to say someone had a special taste when decorating her.

[catches the tailsighting of dean over shoulder disappearing into the ship]

[goddammit]

I don't see how a love cruise already needs so much...inspiration.

[ bye bye dean. ]

Better be safe than sorry, I suppose. We wouldn't want to forget why we're here, now would we?

No.

No we wouldn't.

[pointed look]

Always so determined, love.

Must be why I married you.

Remind me why I married you?

[no really..]

[i love smiling, but right now it feels so wrong ANDTASTEHOOKERONMYLIPS]

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