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[ladybirdshit]

Next you'll be walking through a lovely valley. In addition to the green meadows and colorful flowers you might encounter a small farm every now and then. The locals are quite friendly compared to the people you've met before. Enjoy that glass of milk they offer and try not to burn down their cattle shed.

[ mission: be nice. please. just try. ]

Comments

[armedarchaeologist]

[do you ever feel like the universe is lecturing you disappointedly?]

Well this is... Nice. Pastoral.

[has nothing against pastoral, it just tends to mask horribleness and cannibalism. trudges warily.]

[sneezes.]

[mercyless]

[ yeah it's never anything good. but she has a nice feeling about this place. ]

It's a change.

[armedarchaeologist]

[did not know that michonne had nice feelings about places.]

Ye-ah, I just hope it's a real change and not one of those... surface changes.

[sneezes.]

Did that sound paranoid? Sorry.

[foodporn]

Are you allergic to grass?

[cover your mouth]

[mercyless]

[ she has nice feelings about people too. ]

Allergic?

[ it's now wonder we're all paranoid after what's been happening. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Pollen.

[sniffs. pauses for a moment with a screwed-up expression. waiting. waiting. ok not yet. keep walking.]

Used to be worse but I guess whatever's he—

[sneezesintohiselbow.]

[mercyless]

[foodporn]

[twinsies]

[cringes away when he sneezes again. no one likes hanging out with the sicky]

I bet it's some kind of crazy pollen that turns you into a sex crazy monster.

[i saw that in a porno once]

[recurred]

....


[you know, she's been really good lately. not stepping outside of salt circles or eating ambiguous pies.]

[this is one of those areas where you should probably not trespass]

[...]

[kind of lags behind gradually for no good reason at all]

[hops the fence as they pass an orchard]

[sawedoff]

[wheres waldo]

[recurred]

[finding a good tree to loot from]

[gonna get her some tumba fruit]

[sawedoff]

[we're down like, hook and a mermaid and no one cares but the second the midget turns up missing he's rolling out the search party]

[stops walking as hes counting heads and looks around. blinks stupidly.]

Clara?

[u better get ur fruit harvesting ass over here pronto missy. dont make him get one of those leashes they put on kids at disneyland]

[recurred]

[hears her name and stops]

[slow turn back towards the road before skipping ahead to one of the lesser picked trees. are those golden apples?]

[midget's gonna climb]

[strangename]

[ tinkering with the emf device. and drinking all the milk that gets offered to him. is this how santa claus feels ]

[dices]

[ aw yis milk. looks at what he's doing and quirks up his eyebrows ]

That's a funny looking thing.

[strangename]

It's broken, so that's all it is at the moment. Funny looking.

[ milk stache time ]

[dices]

[ pretty sure it's funny looking even if it isn't broken ]

Right. What is it?

[strangename]

EMF reader. Thing.

[crotchbite]

[ holding the glass of milk like it's poison. dont want it. ]

[foodporn]

[slides into a chair next to her. i guess they hit a pit stop at a farmers house already]

Want me to taste test for you?

[crotchbite]

[ slowly looks up at her does that forced smile that she doesn't think that's funny. ]

You can have it if you want to. [ slides it up to her ]

[foodporn]

[she's not a big milk drinker but i guess you take what you can get around here. holds glass]

Nice people, letting a bunch of strangers in like this.

[then again that's what the burger people did too and look where that got them.]

You don't think they're gonna try to shove us in the oven like Hansel and Gretel do you?

[scantilyclad]

[ no pithy morrigan comments today. ]

[inhere]

[stares warily at the locals

are they worshipers of the Prophet

probably

she doesn't want to talk to them]

[shortcuts]

[milk on his beard]