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[ladybirdshit]

Next you'll be walking through a lovely valley. In addition to the green meadows and colorful flowers you might encounter a small farm every now and then. The locals are quite friendly compared to the people you've met before. Enjoy that glass of milk they offer and try not to burn down their cattle shed.

[ mission: be nice. please. just try. ]

Comments

[sawedoff]

[come on now icarus they keep enough alcohol on their persons to kill an elephant. theres an entire bag dedicated to nothing but alcohol.]

[dumps the hashbrowns and sausages onto a plate and moves it to the table]

Alright, soup's up. Quit bitchin and put some food in your face.

[pulls up a chair and surveys the lineup like simba looking at everything the light touches]

[strangename]

[ eatssssssss ]

[dices]

[ finishes up with the coffee and sets it on the center of the table before plopping his award winning ass on a chair and smiling at the food

this is the single happiest moment in tumba for him. ]

[sawedoff]

[it has some contenders for dean but its up there]

[piling food on pancakes and making a breakfast pancake burrito to shove it all in his mouth at once. disgusting eater. doesnt care.]

I cd duh hppuh-

[worlds biggest mouthful of food rn not so much food for the talking]

[strangename]

[ everything is perfect. hot food is perfect. everything is beautiful. ]

[ could try to talk but that would distract him from eating. just nods. nods. ]

[ladybirdbook]

Stop burping and listen. Look around. Did you take a look out of the window yet? Did you notice the stone well in the garden?

Because suddenly a loud thump noise can be heard from outside.

[sawedoff]

[stops with coffee halfway to his mouth and deanchews at the window]

[dices]

[ sips coffee and leans back on chair to look out the window when the stupid sound is heard ]

Did you hear that? [ mouthful of pancake ]

[strangename]

[ looks out at the well ]

Seven days.

[dices]

[ looks at him like shut up.

gets up with coffee cup to see what was that all about. chewing. ]

[sawedoff]

Don't watch TV my ass.

[pissily pushes his plate away and gets up to go check out the well. he's not happy about it. this shit interrupted his breakfast. if it isn't an evil monster he can shoot he doesn't want it]

[approaches. well. with gun drawn. are you happy.]

[idontknowthepassword]

[ YOU ATE ALREADY FATASS. ]

[ there's still some water left in the bottom of the well so you can tell there's someone moving. ]

Hey! Anyone out there?

[sawedoff]

[are you fuccccking kidding me]

[shines flashlight down in his eyes.]

You know I was really hoping for Samara.

[cabineyes]

[ don't. ]

Ah, Dean!

Who's that? Your previous lover? Was she a frog?

[sawedoff]

[strangename]

It'd be rude to take the lucky gnome out of their well.

[dices]

[ ugh it was so nice without him ]

Yeah, maybe we should leave the gnome there.

[sawedoff]

[goes back inside]

[cabineyes]

[ nick you were worried about me weren't you. ]

Mates, don't be like that.

Now, give me the rope.

[ my boots are getting wet. ]

[strangename]

You know him?

[cabineyes]

[ I CAN HEAR YOU WALKING AWAY ]

[dices]

Not really.

[ leans over the well and watches hook ]

Hang in there, we'll get some rope.

[ walks away to eat breakfast ]

[cabineyes]

[ i'm going to cut satan in the eye. ]

Take your time, why won't you.

[strangename]

I don't know if they're coming back...

[cabineyes]

They're not.

Now do me a favor and toss the rope, lad.

[ wait a second. ]

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