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[ladybirdshit]

Next you'll be walking through a lovely valley. In addition to the green meadows and colorful flowers you might encounter a small farm every now and then. The locals are quite friendly compared to the people you've met before. Enjoy that glass of milk they offer and try not to burn down their cattle shed.

[ mission: be nice. please. just try. ]

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[sawedoff]

You were caught and dumped in a well. And none of us heard anything. While we were sitting a few feet away.

For a pirate you suck at lying.

[cabineyes]

Why would they dump me here?

After escaping I followed you and somehow must have gotten ahead of you. I fell in last night. Bumped my head.

[ dean pls. put that paranoia away for a second and be reasonable. ]

[dices]

Yeah. Makes sense.

[ not believing a word. ]

So you passed through the swamp, huh?

[cabineyes]

[ what swamp. ]

I found a way around it.

[sawedoff]

Through where?

[unfolds map on the edge of well and gets ready to cross reference]

[cabineyes]

[ fuck you and your paranoia. ]

I'd say it was a forest but I may be wrong. I'm only a simple pirate.

[sawedoff]

[this is like questioning a mentally retarded 2 year old]

[dices]

[ takes a look at the map and snorts before looking down at him ]

I guess you could. [ clicks tongue ] So how did you follow us if you went from a different location? You couldn't track us. You don't have the compass.

[ gonna keep asking him questions until he fucks up ]

[cabineyes]

True, I don't have it.

[ who wants a compass when you could have the map. ]

I had my good luck.

[ simple. ]

Now are you going to let me out or not?

[dices]

No.

[sawedoff]

[yeah he
doesnt need any more convincing hes done playing this]

Okay. This is what I figure. You, being the stupid douchebag you are, made a deal with something. I don't know what, or who, but I'm guessing your soul is on the line here because that's pretty much the asking price for favors from hell these days.

Now you can tell me who it is and how you got them in your contacts and let me help you welch on your deal, or you can keep being a stubborn, lying sack of crap and rot down there.

[cabineyes]

...

[ busted. ]

[dices]

[




are you
for real ]

[cabineyes]

... Oh, you figure out that much?

In that case, keep thinking about it, mate.

[ who? it's not that hard to figure out. ]

[dices]

[ ????!??! AND IT'S TRUE?? ]

[sawedoff]

You know what you brought back wasn't really Clara.

[well he got the what, how and the who right just not the why]

[cabineyes]

[ huh wait ]

[ what now. ]

...

[dices]

[ background character mirroring audience reaction ]

No way...

[sawedoff]

Dead people aren't supposed to just come back to life. You're screwing with things you can't possibly get, for what? A cheap thrill? Or were you that obsessed?

[you should be glad youre in that well cus hes pissed now. hed probably smack him around]

[cabineyes]

[ wow you're probably the first person to think so highly of him dean. wow. it does make it sound like he did him a favor and now he's even offering to get the devil off his back so. ]

She gave me seven wishes.

Had one to waste.

[ happily takes the credit. but not too much of it so it's not suspicious. ]

[dices]

Who is she?

[ is it hel i mean the name is kind of a giveaway but
idk

?? ]

[sawedoff]

[jaw sets. dick asses and their deal making. well they cant all go to hell and learn valuable life lessons.]

Seven? That's a sweet deal for you. Your every day schmuck just gets the one.

[who the fuck would give this guy seven. he didnt even get two. he didnt even get ten years to enjoy his one. meem]

How many you got left?

[cabineyes]

[ satan just doesn't like shitty guys like you. also she's not fair. ]

The rope, please.

[ we could do this all night. ]

[dices]

[ looks at dean in question. this is a whole different thing for him, demons and deals and what have you. he doesn't know if this is done or not. ]

[sawedoff]

I'm trying to help you, asshole. If you could manage to not breathe crooked for two freaking seconds and just be straight with me. How many?

[i know you want to die and all but hell is no picnic. we can arrange for you to die another way if youd prefer]