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[ladybirdshit]

Next you'll be walking through a lovely valley. In addition to the green meadows and colorful flowers you might encounter a small farm every now and then. The locals are quite friendly compared to the people you've met before. Enjoy that glass of milk they offer and try not to burn down their cattle shed.

[ mission: be nice. please. just try. ]

Comments

[foodporn]

...You do know she's not really his sister.

[armedarchaeologist]

I, in fact, did not, but that's much more plausible actually.

[foodporn]

Yeah... nerdy but gullible. I thought you smart types were more scrutinizey than that. Or did you just think Killian was really inappropriately interested in his sister's. [um] Assets?

[armedarchaeologist]

I guess I just started accepting things at face value when the time-traveling angel statues showed up to the kidnapped-to-an-alien-planet-with-a-bunch-of-people-from-different-universes party because my only other viable option at the time was to think about it too hard and go insane.

I hadn't noticed.

[foodporn]

Ah, come on. Don't act like this place is the weirdest thing you've ever seen.

[mr worldhopping adventurer archaeologist alien guy]

Don't get all jaded on us now.

[armedarchaeologist]

It's— It's not.

[limbo is a diner.]

But some things definitely make it into the top five. Anyway, doesn't change the fact that fake siblings didn't seem... Important.

What about you, you seem pretty normal to be taking all of this—[waves hand to encompass planet]—calmly.

[foodporn]

What about a leather wearing chick that carries her own arsenal screams normal to you?

[ur adorable. try again.]

[armedarchaeologist]

Ye-ah, sometimes I forget I didn't come through with the rest of SG-1, but... Trust me, by my standards, and by—[smaller encompassing gesture]—comparison? Pretty normal. I mean, not in a bad way.

You are from Earth, aren't you?

[foodporn]

You're pretty normal to me, too, buddy.

[crosses arms. the human calling her normal is pretty rich but she's gonna take it as he meant it]

Canada, to be specific. No maple syrup jokes.

[armedarchaeologist]

Thanks.

[that's actually not sarcastic at all. holds his hands up in surrender to not criticizing canada.]

Cross my heart. Never been, but for some reason I get accused of being Canadian a lot myself. I hear it's very... Pine forest-y.

[foodporn]

Well you may not be as smart as you look but you're definitely as awkward.

[gingerly pats his shoulder to reward his attempt at not making a canada joke]

[armedarchaeologist]

...thanks.

[you're less of an irredeemable asshole than the only other canadian i know.]

[and that thanks was definitely sarcastic.]

[foodporn]

[laughs and drops hand away]

Hey, at least you're not sneezing all over me anymore.

[watches hel at the front of the group and presses her lips together before wiggling her way through the herd to catch up with her. waves at him over shoulder]

I'm gonna go see what's up with Killian.

[armedarchaeologist]

I wasn— Yeah. That's a plus.

[waves unenthusiastically at bo, but then again there's no ruins so he can't be expected to be too jazzed about anything.]

Good luck. Let me know if we need to, you know, go rescue him. Or anything. Or anyone else who might have... Disappeared.

[yeah bo has been out of earshot for ages.]