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[ladybirdshit]

Next you'll be walking through a lovely valley. In addition to the green meadows and colorful flowers you might encounter a small farm every now and then. The locals are quite friendly compared to the people you've met before. Enjoy that glass of milk they offer and try not to burn down their cattle shed.

[ mission: be nice. please. just try. ]

Comments

[sawedoff]

Dead people aren't supposed to just come back to life. You're screwing with things you can't possibly get, for what? A cheap thrill? Or were you that obsessed?

[you should be glad youre in that well cus hes pissed now. hed probably smack him around]

[cabineyes]

[ wow you're probably the first person to think so highly of him dean. wow. it does make it sound like he did him a favor and now he's even offering to get the devil off his back so. ]

She gave me seven wishes.

Had one to waste.

[ happily takes the credit. but not too much of it so it's not suspicious. ]

[dices]

Who is she?

[ is it hel i mean the name is kind of a giveaway but
idk

?? ]

[sawedoff]

[jaw sets. dick asses and their deal making. well they cant all go to hell and learn valuable life lessons.]

Seven? That's a sweet deal for you. Your every day schmuck just gets the one.

[who the fuck would give this guy seven. he didnt even get two. he didnt even get ten years to enjoy his one. meem]

How many you got left?

[cabineyes]

[ satan just doesn't like shitty guys like you. also she's not fair. ]

The rope, please.

[ we could do this all night. ]

[dices]

[ looks at dean in question. this is a whole different thing for him, demons and deals and what have you. he doesn't know if this is done or not. ]

[sawedoff]

I'm trying to help you, asshole. If you could manage to not breathe crooked for two freaking seconds and just be straight with me. How many?

[i know you want to die and all but hell is no picnic. we can arrange for you to die another way if youd prefer]

[cabineyes]

I wouldn't be here anymore if I had none left, mate.

[ NOW CMON i'm really sick of this well already. ]

[ also trying to help him ahahahahhahahahahahahah. dear diary today dean offered to help me. ]

[sawedoff]

[dont mate me]

One? Two? Three at most I'm guessing since you've probably pissed most of them away by now.

[i dont know on what since you pretty much look to be in a bad spot. does your demon have a shitty sense of humor. well, demon so i guess probably.]

Next time you call her, you don't do it solo. We can trap her, force her to give up the contract and put her soul hustling days behind her. Or you can use up all your wishes and enjoy your one way ticket to fire and brimstone.

[cabineyes]

A good plan. Terribly considerate of you.

[ too nice almost. ]

But why see all that trouble for a man you won't even bother to fish out of a well? My soul is the only one she's after. The rest of the group is safe.

[ is it because you think i am a good person for wishing clara back? is that it? ]

[ or maybe you're just fucking stupid. ]

[sawedoff]

Because you're not the only one stupid enough to make deals with the devil.

[nods to nick to toss the rope down]

[dices]

[ this conversation blew his mind a little ]

You know some real weird shit, dude.

[ throws rope at hook ]

[cabineyes]

[ too bad for you dean. too bad. ]

Finally. Thank you.

[ grabs the rope and climbs up. bye bye well. ]

[sawedoff]

[kinda wants to kick him back down in it]

[watches him clamber ungracefully with one hand]

[dices]

[ doing most of the work pulling his scrawny piratey ass up ]

[cabineyes]

[ no he's good at this. i got this. ]

[ hauls himself over the side. lands gracefully and dusts his pants. boots covered in well mud. ]

So... What did I miss?

[sawedoff]

[his ass walking away]