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[ladybirdcrap]

So everyone thank Bilbo for wrecking the ship. If you aren't too busy helping the girl on the bed, you can travel inward to a small village nestled in the woods not too far from the lake.

[Mission: Rest up.]

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[cabineyes]

Aye. There's just one little but.

[ what are crayons. ]

Returning to the beach is a whole different thing from finding our way to a place of which location is entirely unfamiliar, mate.

[ i'm not made of magic. ]

[butgrandma]

I think we can handle that. I'm...good at tracking.

[when theres no wolfsbane]

[frogface]

[waves them off because he's out of shape and cityfolk. even being out here for so long hasnt wised him up. he has a lot of kebabs to work off]

[hands on knees]

I'm sure it'll be easier finding the town once we find the lake.

[cabineyes]

Then lake it is.

[ they've wandered too far for the backpedaling to make sense but he got an idea of their general direction when they were heading for the pool so let's take it from there. ]

[butgrandma]

What happened to that guy back there?

[am i the only one that cares]
[they have some time to chit chat since theyre gonna be wandering for a while]

[thisbites]

He fell in a clear pool of water and disappeared without a trace. So.

[ shrugs shoulders and sticks hands in his jacket pockets. god. his jeans are still damp. ]

Magic, or whatever.

[butgrandma]

"Or whatever"? What if he's gone forever?

[oh my god theyre going to get blamed for this[

[frogface]

Survival of the smartest and fittest.

[its not our fault[]

[cabineyes]

He's a unicorn, he probably can't even die.

[ that bloody fool. ]

If he could, good riddance.

[butgrandma]

Now if we could get rid of you.

[:|]

[thisbites]

[ smacks a treebranch out of the way of his face ]

He's a what now.

[cabineyes]

[ smiles at red. you know you don't want that. ]

A bloody unicorn, mate.

[frogface]

[hit with a treebranch because he wasnt paying attention]

[frogface]

Bollocks.

[butgrandma]

[LMFAO FAIRY TALE CHARACTER DIDNT EVEN BLINK AT UNICORN..]

Be careful..

[thisbites]

[ yeah seriously even scott would have dodged that. ]

So if he's. A unicorn [--what the shit what the shit--] then disappearing into a magic pool in the middle of a creepy forest is pretty much nothing for him. And we can focus on getting out of the creepy forest.

[butgrandma]

I'm focused!

[what do you think they're doing they're walking what more do you want]

[frogface]

[i got a leaf in my eye forgive me]

[cabineyes]

That's just it. It's nothing for him.

Why did he lead us all the way down here?

[ take my word that guy is a fucking murderer and he doesn't work alone. ]

[butgrandma]

[not buying your shit]

I can get why he'd want to leave you out here, but why the rest of us?

[thisbites]

[ clearly he's not going to get ruby to stop asking questions that don't really matter so okay. ]

Maybe he just wanted to get everyone out of the way so he could have some time alone with that other guy that was beating the life out of you. [ dude with a hook whose name i never caught. ]

[butgrandma]

[GAYS EXIST?]

[frogface]

[My gaydar is terribly shot these days.]

[cabineyes]

Not their style.

[ usually they discuss things in the corners thinking they're being really secretive when in truth they're far from it. ]

[butgrandma]

[its true]

It's going to be dark soon.

[should we..i mean...is it smart to be walking around the woods alone at night]