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[ladybirdcrap]

So everyone thank Bilbo for wrecking the ship. If you aren't too busy helping the girl on the bed, you can travel inward to a small village nestled in the woods not too far from the lake.

[Mission: Rest up.]

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[butgrandma]

[you want to take point there gunman?]

[exchanges a wary glance with him before pushing the door the rest of the way in]

[iforgotthepassword]

[there's a fire going in the fireplace with some meat boiling in a huge pot and a dinner table is set but no one seems to be around]

[frogface]

[everyone else stay outside]

[winds inward and slides cautiously into the cottage once ruby's edged it open enough. just a quick comb through, it's prob not too big of a place to tell no one is around]

Looks clear. Maybe they're in the area...

[getting wood. or maybe they're dead]

[iforgotthepassword]

[lets go to the kitchen]

[iforgotthepassword]

[omfg]

[butgrandma]

[leaning over the pot while owen checks shit out]

This smells disgusting.

[frogface]

[edging through doors with a gun and shit]

[he's watched too much csi]

[looks over shoulder]

Anything distinguishable or is it just a gob of fleshy mush?

[isithumans, he's done the whole hills have eyes bit before]

[butgrandma]

What do you mean? It's meat. It smells a little like pork. God, it's awful in here, do you smell that?

[like, overwhelmingly awful]
[pokes it with the ladle]

[iforgotthepassword]

[isnt it always humans]

[the kitchen looks like a butcher shop. every surface is covered in blood and swarming flies. it does indeed smell fucking awful because there are chopped up torsos and innards hanging around like christmas decorations]

[frogface]

[yep.....yepyepyepyep]

[holds hands up with one gun in hand like. nope. he's done]

The bloody country, I swear.

[turns around and lets door slip shut]

We'd better move along, quick as possible.

[iforgotthepassword]

[but shes lonely]

[pops up in front of him]

You could stay.

[butgrandma]

Owen?

[still touching things in the living room bcus but turns around when she hears someone else]

[frogface]

[cfdsljfs christ]

[jumps around to the sound of her voice. points gun at]

No thanks, a girl like you should watch her figure..

[iforgotthepassword]

[slams door shut between kitchen and living room and bolts it]

[bye ruby]

You'll hurt my feelings.

[butgrandma]

[oops]

[shoooot heeeeeeeeeeeeeer]

Owen!

[door banging, etc]

[frogface]

I'm fine!

[i can handle this]

[takes a look around briefly, keeping crazy cottage witch in sights]

Hansel and Gretel is a bit overplayed, innit? I'm not a kid, and look at me. Skin and bones. Drink and eat a ton of shit, I promise you I taste horrible.

[iforgotthepassword]

I don't want to eat you.

[facecreaks and takes a step toward him. her reflection catches on some pots and pans hanging over the island. shes an ugly bitch.]

I want you to love me.

[frogface]

[doesnt quite move just yet]

I'm sorry?

[sees ugly mc distortion and then stumbles a little into a hanging torso and then shifts out of the way as it swings meatily]

You want me to love you?

[iforgotthepassword]

Please, yes.

[keeps approaching. at least she only looks fug in reflections. reaches a hand out for his face]

[frogface]

[looks at hand.its a pretty hand. but the hand is filth and lies]

[okay owen, think. this is not a normal person. this is a cannibal and clearly something else. aliens disguise themselves as human all the time, this is no different. who knows what she's capable of, especially since she's capable of eating people. could a gun really do anything? that's the question innit. she could disarm him very easily if he tries anything, but if he waits. if he stockholms. maybe he can catch her off guard]

[peesalittle when she touches him]

[laughs nervously]

A pretty girl like you, I'm sure you've had no trouble finding suitors...

[maybe you shouldn't eat them. it's kind of a relationship killer, i hear]

[iforgotthepassword]

[slides up closer when he doesnt move away and leans in close enough to breathe on his face]

I bore easily. They come and...go.

[side eyes meat swingy carcasses]

[butgrandma]

[pressing ear to door outside]

[what am i supposed to do]

[looks around for something that would help while owens being molested]

[frogface]

[slowly tucks gun into the back of his pants. golly she's close]

[looking at swingy corpses. gross, man.]

Sounds familiar.

[you know without the killing bit]

I too fancy affairs that'll keep me on my toes.

[iforgotthepassword]

[tilts head and breathes monster babe breath across his mouth]

Then kiss me.

[butgrandma]

[i dont know where derek belle and hook went lets just assume she locked them in a shed while they were waiting around outside to get them out of the way]

[circles the cottage and pops head up into kitchen window]

[this is really scandalous and kind of gross]