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[ladybirdcrap]

So everyone thank Bilbo for wrecking the ship. If you aren't too busy helping the girl on the bed, you can travel inward to a small village nestled in the woods not too far from the lake.

[Mission: Rest up.]

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[butgrandma]

You're right, I don't believe you.

[cabineyes]

Clever lass.

[frogface]

You're free not to follow us to your demise.

[except youre a masochist]

[butgrandma]

[stumbles over a root because she's distracted]

I hear water.

[cabineyes]

[ is it the lake i guess not. ]

No one forced you to follow either.

[frogface]

[they're not trying to get rid of me, im useful]

Water?

[tell me ruby, what do your wolf ears hear]

[butgrandma]

This way!

[runs ahead of them because fuck you thats why]

[frogface]

[runs after]

[cabineyes]

[ should we stop her because that won't end well. ]

[butgrandma]

[standing by a well when they catch up with her]
[looks the most dejected]

[cabineyes]

[ yep. ]

Hardly what I'd call a lake.

[frogface]

I say we back away from this one, I saw the ending to this movie.

[we all die]

[butgrandma]

[trying to find the bright side]

If there's a well, someone must live nearby, right?

[frogface]

Maybe at some point, but whose to say they haven't moved on.

[its no town or nothin, but maybe shelter]

[butgrandma]

We should check and see. Maybe they can point us in the right direction.

[going hansel and gretel on this bitch]

[frogface]

[weregoingtodieeeeee]

[shut up hook, you can only assume that hook says something stupid within every turn]

Wouldn't hurt.

[butgrandma]

[sits on edge of well and listens]

[to the colors of the wind]

The water is too loud. But I smell something roasting from that direction.

[frogface]

Wonder if they're she sharing type.

[he's hungry okay]

[wriggles gun out of the back of his pants and checks the clip. now it just looks like we're going to rob them. maybe. but protection]

[butgrandma]

What are you doing!

[are you going to pistol whip steak out of them put your gun away]

[frogface]

Sweetheart, let me make one thing clear about this place: It always bloody goes the opposite way you want it to go.

Now, I'd rather be ready for the worst than find myself face in the dirt bleeding out because we decided to hopsy daisy over to a trove of bandits. Wouldn't you?

[loads clip]

[butgrandma]

Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot.

[shes special not stupid]

Just keep it down. I don't want to scare the pants off of a poor old lady, especially if they're our only chance of getting back to the lake.

[frogface]

They'd probably think it was a bacon press, they're so dense around here.

[grumbles and keeps gun down]

[lead the way missy]

[butgrandma]

[off to grandmothers house we go]
[pulls hood up and leads them around to a little cottage in the middle of literally nowhere that's quiet except for smoke coming out of the chimney and the overwhelming smell of sizzling meat]

[frogface]

[godthatsmellssogood. itsprobablyhumans]

Looks like you're right.

[follows closely behind, looking around for any sort of trail they should be following later]

[butgrandma]

There's smoke. Someone's home.

[self preservation what? knocks on the door]

Excuse me, please, can you help us??