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[ladybirdshit]

With a loud crack you hit the shore. Thanks Bilbo.

There's something floating in the water near the beach. It's a blue bed with white curtains. Someone's sleeping in it.

[ mission: get your asses ashore. ]

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[cabineyes]

[ holding on to the rope as they crash. ]

[ shame about the ship. ]

[frogface]

[falls overboard




crashes through bed]

[ofbagend]

[oops.]

[he's just going to pretend like he didn't do that. darts away from the wheel.]

[mercyless]

[ abandon ship! ]

[butgrandma]

[uses owens battered body as a landing pad]

[magesails]

[ why is my bed suddenly crowded. ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[butgrandma]

[SCREAMS TOO?]

[scrambles back onto pillows??]

[magesails]

Get off my bed immediately!

[frogface]

Oi!

[in the way]

[tries to brace impact but ends up groping]

[butgrandma]

[EXCUSE YOU]

What do I look like, a body pillow?

[frogface]

You're the one who FELL ON ME, PRINCESS.

nOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

[tuck rolls out of bed and into the water]

[cabineyes]

[ jumps off the shipwreck and into the water. ]

What you got over there?

[butgrandma]

What are you doing floating in the middle of a lake on a bed?

[ignores hook]
[yeah]

[magesails]

[ wrinkles nose. you filthy people. ]

My step-mother put a curse on me. I cannot leave.

What are you doing if I may ask?

[butgrandma]

A dwarf crashed our ship.

[nods at wreckage]

[its on fire]

[sawedoff]

[fearless leader got his ass knocked out during the crash so val can play ruby]

[dices]

[ stares at him as he drowns.












hm ok i guess he should pick his fat ass and carry him to shore. ]

[sawedoff]

[thank you youre a bro]

[dices]

[ yeah and you're heavy ]

[sawedoff]

[being waterlogged tends to do that to a guy]

[rolls over on side and hacks up some water. hello world i am conscious]

[dices]

[ no ur just fat

sits down on the sand and huffs heavily, wiping his face on his wet sleeve, frowning at him. ]

You okay, man?

[sawedoff]

...I think I swallowed a lake...

[turns face to the side and spits water out like a little spout. pulls at soaked shirt and sits up, making a face]

What the hell happened?

[dices]

Yeah, you kinda passed out. [ he points at the wreckage sinking ] I don't know. The boat just... broke, I guess.

[sawedoff]

Boats don't just break.

[gives him the most are u a moron look and wrings water out of his shirt]

That crap for brains pirate must have screwed us over again. I knew I should have killed that douchebag.

[dices]

I know they don't just break. [ I LIVE IN HONG KONG DIPSHIT I KNOW ABOUT BOATS

but hold on ]

The what now? [ did

he say

pirate? ]