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[ladybirdshit]

With a loud crack you hit the shore. Thanks Bilbo.

There's something floating in the water near the beach. It's a blue bed with white curtains. Someone's sleeping in it.

[ mission: get your asses ashore. ]

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[butgrandma]

She's trapped. We should help.

[no one likes being trapped]

[cabineyes]

[ no profit in it for me. ]

We don't have the time. You're welcome to stay however.

[butgrandma]

Well I happen to know you don't have the map. And you can't go anywhere without it. So I say we should stay and help her.

[everyone in favor say i]

[mercyless]

[ fuck no. ]

[ picking up their stuff from the water. ready to go. ]

[butgrandma]

[rude]

[charming and snow white would have said yes]

[cabineyes]

[ charming and snow aren't here. and belle's dead. we're not doing this the ouat way. ]

I say you stay here and help her as much as you please.

[magesails]

[ stares at hands in her lap. uncomfortable. wouldn't want to cause them to fight. ]

I...

[frogface]

[honestly he'd say no but this reminds him of Second Reality]

How hard could it be?

[dying man's last words]

[cabineyes]

Hard enough.

[butgrandma]

[...:(]

What's your name?

[magesails]

I'm Rose.

[ sorry about this. ]

Who are you?

[butgrandma]

My name is Ruby.

[owens willingness to not be a giant douche earns his ugly ass a smile]

[frogface]

[fuck you im beautiful]

Owen.

[cabineyes]

[ no don't. ]

And what are you planning to do? Sink her bed?

It's a curse.

[magesails]

Nice to meet you all. I'm delighted.

I don't often meet anyone.

[butgrandma]

We could find her stepmother.

[magesails]

--Ah!

That's dangerous.

[cabineyes]

[ my point. ]

See?

[butgrandma]

Since when is a pirate afraid of danger?

[frogface]

Since he nearly got the ever living shit beat out of him, I imagine.

[butgrandma]

[i take my smile back.]

[magesails]

...

[cabineyes]

Since there's no profit in it for me.

Tell me princess, will you reward us if we manage to free you from the curse?

[magesails]

...

Ah, I'm afraid my father is dead. There is no one left to reward you for your troubles.

[butgrandma]

[what a dick]