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[ladybirdshit]

With a loud crack you hit the shore. Thanks Bilbo.

There's something floating in the water near the beach. It's a blue bed with white curtains. Someone's sleeping in it.

[ mission: get your asses ashore. ]

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[dices]

[ i'm sorry everything is so easy for you, mr ghostbuster!! he's not used to pirates being a real thing.

and he's starting to wonder if he hasn't been Pushed... ]

And you're-- what?

[sawedoff]

What do you mean "and you're what"? Do I look like a pirate to you? Am I rocking the eyeliner?

[civilians. this isn't even a the truth is out there speech, it's just pirates, come on.]

If you're still hung up on pirates man you've got a hell of a lot of catching up to do.

[dices]

Yeah, I guess I do.

[ walking... ]

Do you know where we're going?

[sawedoff]

Rest of the group went this way.

[nods at the tracks in the sand]

Guessing my brother is getting them to the closest town to clean up and restock supplies. It's what I would do.

[dices]

[ "Rest of the group". He's still a little weirded out by this whole... well, he just appeared in this god damn town or cave or whatever. It's kind of unsettling.

Kind of. ]

What are we even doing here?

[sawedoff]

Don't ask me. We all showed up the same as you. All I know is we have to follow the yellow brick road.

[dices]

The yellow brick road.

[ u srs? ]

[sawedoff]

You're not in Kansas anymore.

[hes srs]

[dices]

Jesus. [ he frowns ] ... Are there flying monkeys too?

[sawedoff]

Muppets, ghouls, freaky little fog things that look like babies and will chew on your face if you let them catch up to you, but no flying monkeys yet.

Should probably figure out how to stick with the group if you don't want to end up something's dinner.

[dices]

Sounds great. [ :| ] The group, huh? [ Sounds like one of those 80's cartoons where they go to have a fun adventure, really. ]

[sawedoff]

[trust me he knows. he's been herding these man babies since day 1]

I don't like it either, but we got one ticket home and it's non-transferable, so if you ever want to make it out of fairytale land you're gonna suck it up.

[dices]

Great. [ ugh ] I'm Nick, by the way.

[sawedoff]

[lol he knew a nick once. nice guy until he tried to make him kill sam and then got shivd in the back. name ruined]

Dean. Didn't you and that other guy get here around the same time?

[dices]

[ he knew a dean once too. he fucked him in the ass.


no he didnt ]

What other guy?

[sawedoff]

[yes he did dont lie]

Guy with the bulgy eyes and the weird hardon for soda.

[actually he hasnt seen him in a few days he might be dead]

[dices]

No idea who you're talking about.