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[ladybirdshit]

With a loud crack you hit the shore. Thanks Bilbo.

There's something floating in the water near the beach. It's a blue bed with white curtains. Someone's sleeping in it.

[ mission: get your asses ashore. ]

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[frogface]

Since he nearly got the ever living shit beat out of him, I imagine.

[butgrandma]

[i take my smile back.]

[magesails]

...

[cabineyes]

Since there's no profit in it for me.

Tell me princess, will you reward us if we manage to free you from the curse?

[magesails]

...

Ah, I'm afraid my father is dead. There is no one left to reward you for your troubles.

[butgrandma]

[what a dick]

[magesails]

But...

There is Jack.

[butgrandma]

There, see? Now we can help her, right?

[selfish bag of dicks?]

[cabineyes]

And who is this Jack? A peasant?

[ sounds like one. ]

[magesails]

Jack is a prince. The son of my stepmother's.

But he was turned into a fish...

[butgrandma]

[a fish? she could find a fish]

[frogface]

A fish...

[we're fucked]

[magesails]

By my stepmother... He's still alive, I think. I see him from time to time.

But you must find her first!

[cabineyes]

Sounds fairly simple!

[ we're fucked. ]

[butgrandma]

Look, you have your promise of riches if doing it because it's decent isn't good enough, let's help her!

[plsssssss i want the adventure]

[cabineyes]

[ rolls his eyes. they'll never talk her out of this will they. ]

[butgrandma]

[well shes not gonna risk her own ass if the group leaves without her and decides not to go for it but]

[:D?]

[cabineyes]

[ oh well. this might distract the company from killing him at least. ]

Where's your stepmother?

[magesails]

My stepmother...

[ sighs. it's all very regretful. ]

She's in this very lake.

[butgrandma]

Here?

[see they didnt even have to go far]
[shows what you know]

[cabineyes]

Is she a fish too?

[magesails]

[ clears throat. this is awkward. ]

She turned into a siren after she murdered my father.

[housekeeps]

[ hey i'm not dead fuck you hook ]

[cabineyes]

[ you could be. ]

A siren? They're easy to find. We'll just need a volunteer.

[ if you know what i mean. ]

[housekeeps]

I volunteer you.

[ for whatever it is we need to volunteer a person for ]