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[ladybirdbook]

(April 21st-24th)

Wow, happy reunion. You lost some, you gained others. Two of them are meatheads. Awesome. Give them shit to carry since you don't have any horses. Once you've all made acquaintance and had tearful reunions and UST encounters, it's a good chance to sleep in for the night. It's a very deserted city so you can sleep peacefully.

When the sun rises then, time to tie your shoes and set off to adventure! Hurrah! Tumbataure's season three premiere!

[Mission: No more lazy! Decide what to do and pack your bags, you're back with the fellowship. LOTR walk montage. I bet you missed that.]

Comments

[risebeyond]

[ these people are weirdos and they dress funny. also they all suck. no real warriors except those two women and the bald guy

everyone else go home ]

[foodporn]

[ill take you on sissy boy]

[risebeyond]

[ he's gonna laugh rudely when he sees you run ]

[foodporn]

[she's gonna laugh rudely when she judo throws you into lava]

[risebeyond]

[ n ]

What?

[foodporn]

Oh, you talk. I thought you just made grunty noises.

[oops.]

[risebeyond]

Talking is seldom needed when no business is to be had, lest a fool wants to bite tongue.

[ crosses arms over chest and straightens his back ]

Is there something requisite?

[foodporn]

[foodporn]

You talk good.

[plot twist]
[trying to figure out what requisite means in this context]




[shakes head]

[risebeyond]

[ blinks at her

u ok pup ]

[foodporn]

I think I just bit my tongue.

[sheepish. scratches at her neck under hair]

I'm...Bo. Making good impressions Bo.

[risebeyond]

I do not make impressions from talks. Actions are what makes the man. [ a pause ] Or woman.

[ nods at her name ]

And I am Crixus. So you, too, were chosen? The gods seem to have ill humour, picking people at random. [ you'reallsotinyandsounmeaty ]

[foodporn]

If you worship David Bowie I wanna be where you're from.

[folds arms and leans back to check out his butt unsubtly. she wants to be where he's from anyway lets be real]

[risebeyond]

[ there's nothing subtle about the way he dresses anyway
loincloth

looks confused at her ]

I have not heard of such God. [ ??? ]

[cabineyes]

Back to finish what you started, eh, big guy?

[ there begging for trouble like a fly on a horse turd. hiya. this new man seems hilarious so far. ]

[ oh his earlier attack left no marks on his beautiful face but it was already bruised by the car crash. ]

[risebeyond]

[ looks at his sorry self with a look of disgust and tilts his chin up ]

Absent challenge, I do not preoccupy myself.

[cabineyes]

That's a relief.

I suppose I couldn't put up much of a fight like this.

[ referring to his shitty look. he has seen better days. ]

[risebeyond]

[ scoffs and picks up the heaviest bag effortlessly ]

You would stand no match regardless of state. You may unclench asshole, I have no interest in clashing iron with you. [ ur pitiful ]

[cabineyes]

[ ur rude. just smiles and looks at the bag. ]

Oh, leaving us so soon?

[risebeyond]

I am merely preparing, in case we need to depart with haste. Your little woman said there are underwordly beasts prowling.

[ he doesn't trust any of you to stand guard anyway so ]

[cabineyes]

[ his little woman. haha. doesn't correct him. ]

That might be smart.

However if nothing turns up you'll have to stand around waiting for a long while because we have not decided on the course of action yet. These things always take time. A lot of it.

But of course, handling that bag must be like nothing to you.

[risebeyond]

I do not need your fake concern, pirate. [ nearly spits out the words and towers over him.
i'll squash you ]

Do you not have your wounds to attend?

[cabineyes]

[ oh he saw through it. maybe there's a pea-sized brain rolling around inside his little skull after all. but feel free to tower over him all you want. he doesn't exactly care. ]

In fact I was wondering if you could do it, mate. You must have experience.

[risebeyond]

[ you know muscles doesn't mean stupid.

but hook seems to have offended! critical hit! ]

Do I look like a wet nurse to you?

[cabineyes]

[ it's your fashion sense that screams stupid here. ]

I'm not aware how wet nurses appear in your world, but you must have treated a fair share of injuries yourself.

Or could it be you have not lost once?