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[ladybirdbook]

(April 21st-24th)

Wow, happy reunion. You lost some, you gained others. Two of them are meatheads. Awesome. Give them shit to carry since you don't have any horses. Once you've all made acquaintance and had tearful reunions and UST encounters, it's a good chance to sleep in for the night. It's a very deserted city so you can sleep peacefully.

When the sun rises then, time to tie your shoes and set off to adventure! Hurrah! Tumbataure's season three premiere!

[Mission: No more lazy! Decide what to do and pack your bags, you're back with the fellowship. LOTR walk montage. I bet you missed that.]

Comments

[foodporn]

If you worship David Bowie I wanna be where you're from.

[folds arms and leans back to check out his butt unsubtly. she wants to be where he's from anyway lets be real]

[risebeyond]

[ there's nothing subtle about the way he dresses anyway
loincloth

looks confused at her ]

I have not heard of such God. [ ??? ]

[foodporn]

Yeah you're not the only one. Jim Henson's genius is lost on these people.

[oh well at least they both confused each other. evens the score.]

So you're like the real deal huh? Fought any lions?

[risebeyond]

I do not know who this person is either. Is he Roman? [ he'll piss on him! ]

The real deal? [ that's a weird way of speaking. y'all speak weird ] Do you make inquiry regarding my status as gladiator?

[foodporn]

That's the one.

[she'll slow down for you boo]

[risebeyond]

[ i'm sorry who was the one that said "you talk good" ]

I do not fight lions. I battle gladiators and paint sands of the arena with their blood. I am the rightful champion of Capua. [ boner voice ]

[foodporn]

[talking good and not understanding modernities are two different things no one's saying you're stupid (except hook but who cares) don't get your loincloth in a twist. makes a face at his boner voice. simmer down violence guy]

Couldn't you just settle your differences with naked mud wrestling?

[that's much more engaging than sandy blood]

[risebeyond]

[ tilts head. yeah they also do naked mud wrestling. for fun and settling differences.

it's canon ]

It is not a matter of differences, pup. It is a matter of honor. Of glory.

[foodporn]

Oh.

[did you just call me pup. what is that.]

For glory. Right. [no she doesn't get it. nods slowly like she does.] You're not gonna murder anyone here for glory are you.

[risebeyond]

[ he did. it means he likes you. ish. ]

[ laughs loudly and gestures around the scooby gang ]

There is no one here that would grant me any glory in their deaths.

[foodporn]

[excuse you. she's...glorious. she could be. okay no she's not going to argue for him to murder her that's getting too killianception]

[laughs along haltingly like she's not sure if it's actually supposed to be funny but she's just gonna humor him. let's laugh at the puny people. mean girls.]

I guess that's. A good thing for them. [shh crazy man]

[risebeyond]

The gods themselves have chosen us to carry their quest, so I shall uphold my part by becoming the champion of this challenge. [ stubby finger point ] What is that you seek from this quest?

[foodporn]

Um, well. I hadn't really thought about... I guess to go home? To friends and family. That was the whole point before. I don't know now. Maybe ice cream. I seek ice cream from this quest.

[jeopardy music, final answer, etc]

[risebeyond]

[ he raises his eyebrows at that before making a face, eyes narrowing ]

Ice... cream? [ wat ]

[armedarchaeologist]

He...y.

[you know how sometimes you slide into a conversation only to realize you're in the middle of an awkward silence?

yeah.

wow that was a long awkward silence.]

Bo, Crixus. I was hoping to get an idea of where everyone wanted to go from here? I guess the options are MapQuest and, I dunno, something other than the map quest. Finding another way home, homesteading, or what have you.