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[ladybirdcrap]

Hey good job guys you actually fulfilled a mission of a post for once and nothing got set on fire? Wow gold star what special little sports you are. Okay so once you pick up and leave town after you stay the night you're on the road again, you're headed for a small village about a half day's walk. Take up your horses and your wagon and all that and hit the old oregon trail etc

Somewhere along your walking montage you'll pass a gathering of stones that look kind of out of place. You can stop to poke it if you're really bored but you're going to have to keep moving, so

[Mission: walking montage, poke things, be cool]

Comments

[cabineyes]

[ try not to step into hel's puke when you climb in. ]

That's all there is? Should I feel sorry for you?

[andtrue]

[ it was a joke! ]

God, I hope not. All those crocodile tears would ruin the eyeliner.

[cabineyes]

[ that was a joke too! ]

Good thing I look dashing even without it.

[ it's not true. ]

[andtrue]

Not really.

[cabineyes]

You couldn't tell.

Or... could you?

[ are you some kind of a guyliner expert. ]

[andtrue]

I've dated enough girls who treated eyeliner like the second coming.

[cabineyes]

Well, it's luckily not all about looks. I'll still have my charming personality.

[andtrue]

Most people I know'd be more interested in the looks. But, hey, most people I used to know were pretty shallow.

[cabineyes]

You sure don't flatter the company you keep. Were they really all that bad?

[andtrue]

Don't talk about my friends that way.

[cabineyes]

Oi.

You started it.

[andtrue]

A person's allowed to talk disparagingly about a friend if they know 'em well enough.

[ which must be why he talks disparagingly about hook all the time ]

[cabineyes]

[ rude. i don't think you even have any friends. ]

Alright, if you say so. I'll stop. It was never my intention to be disrespectful.

[andtrue]

It was a joke, anyway. They're not my friends anymore.

[ he kind of ditched his entire life overnight ]

Fun people, though. You'd like them.

[cabineyes]

Not your friends anymore?

Harsh.

[ he might be a piece of shit but at least he's committed to his crew. ]

[andtrue]

[ yeah well you try turning to wood in phuket. ]

Maybe one day. If things go back to normal.

[cabineyes]

If you're referring to the day when we can return to our homes that might be a long while ahead. Granted that day ever comes.

If your friends are as shallow as you've made me understand, they've forgotten about you by then.

[cabineyes]

--Oh sorry, did I talk disparagingly about them again?

[andtrue]

[ that's rude. ]

Not that kind of normal.

[cabineyes]

Then what kind of normal are we talking about?

[andtrue]

Normal normal.

[cabineyes]

Instead of...?

I'm afraid I don't follow, mate.

[andtrue]

Maybe you will later.

[cabineyes]

I wonder how long it's going to take for you to trust me. Probably quite a while considering that I don't trust you yet.

[andtrue]

With a friend like you, who needs trust?

[ they're never going to trust each other. ]