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[ladybirdcrap]

You've made it out of the prairie and underbrush, congratulations! But with the lack of supplies from the journey around Alderwood has left you beat. Your horses hate you, you've got sand up in places where it's not welcome, you're hungry, cranky, and if you've been riding you'll be walking like Dean for a little bit. Lucky enough for you, the next town isn't much of a detour, so you can restock, trade, and try not to burn anything down.

[Mission: Stock up, let the horses rest, treat your cholera, etc]

Comments

[andtrue]

I just get a kick out of making references you don't understand.

[cabineyes]

[ that's hilarious august. absolutely hilarious. fed up eyebrows. ]

[ walks over to the wagon to check the wheels or something. he doesn't really know anything about wagons. ]

[andtrue]

Is there room for one more?

[cabineyes]

Knowing you're devoted to gambling with your life, I'd say go for it.

[ if it's not funny he's going to gut you. ]

[andtrue]

Knock, knock.

[cabineyes]

[ slowly turns away from the wagon. ]

[ ... no? ]

[andtrue]

... Don't like those ones?

[ looks at the hook ]

Knock, scratch?

[cabineyes]

[ looks at the hook too. ]

[ ... ]

I don't knock.

[andtrue]

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

[cabineyes]

Why do I have the idea that you are going to enlighten me whether I want it or not?

[ leans against the wagon. these are the worst jokes he has ever heard. ]

[andtrue]

... Captain Hooky.

[cabineyes]

[ that's not even. narrows eyes. if he squints hard enough will the bad jokes go away? ]

That's it?

Mate, I bet I could do better single-handedly.

[andtrue]

I've got a better one. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

[cabineyes]

And why is that?

[ stop. ]

[andtrue]

Because they spend years at C.

[cabineyes]

[ if his eyes could roll any harder they would pop out. ]

... Brilliant.

Did you come up with that all by yourself?

[andtrue]

Yarr, I did.

[cabineyes]

Hardly anyone talks like that, you know.

[andtrue]

Almost ran afoul of pirates in Bali, once. They didn't talk like that, either.

[crotchbite]

You've had your fun. Leave the pirate alone before you hurt his sensitive self.

[ pops up behind them, rolling her eyes ]

[cabineyes]

Ah, my savior arrives.

[ and her magnificent ass. ]

[andtrue]

Oh, did I hurt his feelings? Will you forgive me, Killian?

[crotchbite]

[ men.

punches a bag against hook's chest ] We need to stock up on provisions. [ so you're gonna be a nice boy and help her. looks over to august ] You're welcome to tag along as long as you keep the jokes to a bare minimum.

[cabineyes]

You made my heart ache with your mean words, Mr. Booth. I think we're beyond apologies--

[ takes a hold of the bag. this sounds like work? ]

[andtrue]

I didn't even tell the one about jock itch.

[ raises his eyebrows at the bag. ]

Sure, I'll come. You might need an extra pair of hands.