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[ladybirdcrap]

You've made it out of the prairie and underbrush, congratulations! But with the lack of supplies from the journey around Alderwood has left you beat. Your horses hate you, you've got sand up in places where it's not welcome, you're hungry, cranky, and if you've been riding you'll be walking like Dean for a little bit. Lucky enough for you, the next town isn't much of a detour, so you can restock, trade, and try not to burn anything down.

[Mission: Stock up, let the horses rest, treat your cholera, etc]

Comments

[cabineyes]

Why do I have the idea that you are going to enlighten me whether I want it or not?

[ leans against the wagon. these are the worst jokes he has ever heard. ]

[andtrue]

... Captain Hooky.

[cabineyes]

[ that's not even. narrows eyes. if he squints hard enough will the bad jokes go away? ]

That's it?

Mate, I bet I could do better single-handedly.

[andtrue]

I've got a better one. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

[cabineyes]

And why is that?

[ stop. ]

[andtrue]

Because they spend years at C.

[cabineyes]

[ if his eyes could roll any harder they would pop out. ]

... Brilliant.

Did you come up with that all by yourself?

[andtrue]

Yarr, I did.

[cabineyes]

Hardly anyone talks like that, you know.

[andtrue]

Almost ran afoul of pirates in Bali, once. They didn't talk like that, either.

[crotchbite]

You've had your fun. Leave the pirate alone before you hurt his sensitive self.

[ pops up behind them, rolling her eyes ]

[cabineyes]

Ah, my savior arrives.

[ and her magnificent ass. ]

[andtrue]

Oh, did I hurt his feelings? Will you forgive me, Killian?

[crotchbite]

[ men.

punches a bag against hook's chest ] We need to stock up on provisions. [ so you're gonna be a nice boy and help her. looks over to august ] You're welcome to tag along as long as you keep the jokes to a bare minimum.

[cabineyes]

You made my heart ache with your mean words, Mr. Booth. I think we're beyond apologies--

[ takes a hold of the bag. this sounds like work? ]

[andtrue]

I didn't even tell the one about jock itch.

[ raises his eyebrows at the bag. ]

Sure, I'll come. You might need an extra pair of hands.

[crotchbite]

[ yeah and your extra money too don't think your antics went by unnoticed

let's walk, boys ]

You'd think you two are bickering boyfriends from all this sexual tension.

[ now she's just fucking with you both ]

[cabineyes]

Is that so?

[ adjusts the bag on his shoulder. apparently being dragged into this. ]

Tell her, August.

[andtrue]

Tell her what? No one in their right mind would sign up for all those buttons.

[crotchbite]

Now, now, don't be shy, boys.

[ smirks so fucking amusedly, walking over to the tiny market ]

How much have you two got on you?

[cabineyes]

It's all worth the trouble, I promise you.

[ yeah tell us august. how much. ]

[andtrue]

[ takes the roll of money out of his coat pocket and thumbs through the bills ]

Looks like seventy.

[ it's more like a hundred and seventy. ]

And-- high maintenance is never worth it. Wouldn't you say, Hel?

[crotchbite]

[


have you looked at her august what do you think she fucking is. ]

High maintenance is the only way to go.

[cabineyes]

[ lying shit. eyes the bills. ]

Glad to hear you agree with me on this one, sister.

Quality is something you have to work for.

[andtrue]

Where's the adventure in that? Life's too short to chase the ones that aren't quite right for you.

[ pockets the cash before hook gets any ideas about stealing it ]