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[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: Walk deeper into the crystal cave and find the bridge. Follow it and eventually you'll find a rusty gate in the middle of the crystals. There are no guards and the gate is unlocked, but opening it will take some muscle work.

in the forest: Get your shit back together. There are some buildings where you can spend the night, they were probably built by traveling hunters.

[ here are the teams for your convenience. the cellphones are running out of batteries soon. ]

Comments

[pleasurable]

We've been traveling, as you are.

[crotchbite]

[ stinky eyes shane

oh ok now we're getting somewhere ] And how long have you been here in the mountains?

[pleasurable]

No more than four days.

[crotchbite]

And the fog didn't come after you?

[pleasurable]

Oh no, we have been spared from that evil.

[tellyou]

[sniffs and spits off to the side]

[contributes]

[crotchbite]

[ ??!!???! ]

How the fuck did you manage that?

[ CURSING IN FRONT OF A NUN OOOH OOH REBEL OOoohh
hh.

hm. ]

[pleasurable]

[looks a little shocked]

[blinks and looks away. this must be one of those corrupt city women]

[smiles again]

God saved us through the power of prayer.

[toxicmetal]

[ rolling her eyes somewhere ahead of them. ]

Oh for god's sake.

[foodporn]

That's what she's saying.

[couldn't help it]

[pleasurable]

Miss Elle!

[lowers voice]

Do not take our lord's name in vain.

[crotchbite]

[ if she was drinking something she would do a spittake

isn't so just
stares.





dead eyes bo ]




Super.

[toxicmetal]

Less god, more walking.

[ where do her smokes come from they will never run out. lights a new one. ]

[foodporn]

Do you mind?

[we're in a cave. it's not ventilated. you're smoking us all out]

[toxicmetal]

[ fuck you val. ]

[ gives her a look that says sorry but she doesn't look like she's sorry at all. puts the cigarette out against a crystal as she walks on. ]

[crotchbite]

[ eyes elle with an arched eyebrow. they're walking, sister.

glances at the nun again and then bo. maybe you should succubus the nun. might cheer her up. ]

[pleasurable]

[her brackets are ponies and rainbows and sunshine and god]


[over a veil of death metal and setting everything on fire]

[foodporn]

Does anyone actually know where we're going?

[or are we just kind of meandering in the right direction by coincidence]

[crotchbite]

Try to feel where the air is flowing. That usually leads to an exit. [ tho there are many ways out of caves. usually. ]

[foodporn]

Oh, yeah. That's right.

[sounds impressed. well it sounds right, anyway, she doesn't do a lot of caving but maybe she read it in discovery magazine]

You have a lot of experience spelunking?

[crotchbite]

[ hum no ]

Something like that.

[foodporn]

[this got lesbian fast]

"Something like that". [sassy mocking u headshake] Some day, when I ask someone a question, they're just going to give a straight answer instead of being mysterious.

[crotchbite]

[ shrugs nonchalantly ] I just have to know these things. Work-related.

[pleasurable]

Dens of iniquity...?

[foodporn]

[work related. you're still jerking her around. and she's been nothing but straight up with you. how cold]

Since you won't tell me I'll just have to make up my own background for you. You're a top secret CIA agent that had to go deep underground after you were accused of betraying your country.

[thats actually the plot of salt, but it works for her.]