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[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: Walk deeper into the crystal cave and find the bridge. Follow it and eventually you'll find a rusty gate in the middle of the crystals. There are no guards and the gate is unlocked, but opening it will take some muscle work.

in the forest: Get your shit back together. There are some buildings where you can spend the night, they were probably built by traveling hunters.

[ here are the teams for your convenience. the cellphones are running out of batteries soon. ]

Comments

[toxicmetal]

Less god, more walking.

[ where do her smokes come from they will never run out. lights a new one. ]

[foodporn]

Do you mind?

[we're in a cave. it's not ventilated. you're smoking us all out]

[toxicmetal]

[ fuck you val. ]

[ gives her a look that says sorry but she doesn't look like she's sorry at all. puts the cigarette out against a crystal as she walks on. ]

[crotchbite]

[ eyes elle with an arched eyebrow. they're walking, sister.

glances at the nun again and then bo. maybe you should succubus the nun. might cheer her up. ]

[pleasurable]

[her brackets are ponies and rainbows and sunshine and god]


[over a veil of death metal and setting everything on fire]

[foodporn]

Does anyone actually know where we're going?

[or are we just kind of meandering in the right direction by coincidence]

[crotchbite]

Try to feel where the air is flowing. That usually leads to an exit. [ tho there are many ways out of caves. usually. ]

[foodporn]

Oh, yeah. That's right.

[sounds impressed. well it sounds right, anyway, she doesn't do a lot of caving but maybe she read it in discovery magazine]

You have a lot of experience spelunking?

[crotchbite]

[ hum no ]

Something like that.

[foodporn]

[this got lesbian fast]

"Something like that". [sassy mocking u headshake] Some day, when I ask someone a question, they're just going to give a straight answer instead of being mysterious.

[crotchbite]

[ shrugs nonchalantly ] I just have to know these things. Work-related.

[pleasurable]

Dens of iniquity...?

[foodporn]

[work related. you're still jerking her around. and she's been nothing but straight up with you. how cold]

Since you won't tell me I'll just have to make up my own background for you. You're a top secret CIA agent that had to go deep underground after you were accused of betraying your country.

[thats actually the plot of salt, but it works for her.]

[crotchbite]

[ did she just call her a whore
AND DID BO NEARLY NAIL IT ]



No. To both of you.

[pleasurable]

[you're a devil loving slut i can smell it on you]

[foodporn]

A stripper that dreamed of Vegas stardom who would do anything to make her dream come true.

[ok that's just showgirls, she's going to keep going]

[crotchbite]

Yeah, you're nearly there. [ she did have to be a Vegas stripper for a while ]

[foodporn]

[that's what she said]

A quirky prostitute that gets a Pygmalion makeover into a modern-day princess??

[crotchbite]

Do I really have that much of a prostitute vibe?

[ shut up nun everything's a whore to you ]

[foodporn]

It's the Charlie's Angel look you have going for you.

[crotchbite]

[ laughs a little and shakes her head ]

Does it really matter?

[foodporn]

I'm just curious.

[crotchbite]

All right. I'm a... private bodyguard. [ sorry bo trust issues. psycho ex-girlfriend. etc. ] Elite-- clients. [ whatever she doesn't work too hard in these lies lmao ]

[pleasurable]

Oh, so you're a.
..

[homosexual]



[youregoingtohell]

[foodporn]

[...awkward nun silence]

[looks at hel like what do]

Why don't you just tell me when you feel like telling me, don't hurt yourself coming up with those doozies.