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[ladybirdshit]

in the mountain: Walk deeper into the crystal cave and find the bridge. Follow it and eventually you'll find a rusty gate in the middle of the crystals. There are no guards and the gate is unlocked, but opening it will take some muscle work.

in the forest: Get your shit back together. There are some buildings where you can spend the night, they were probably built by traveling hunters.

[ here are the teams for your convenience. the cellphones are running out of batteries soon. ]

Comments

[crotchbite]

[ shrugs nonchalantly ] I just have to know these things. Work-related.

[pleasurable]

Dens of iniquity...?

[foodporn]

[work related. you're still jerking her around. and she's been nothing but straight up with you. how cold]

Since you won't tell me I'll just have to make up my own background for you. You're a top secret CIA agent that had to go deep underground after you were accused of betraying your country.

[thats actually the plot of salt, but it works for her.]

[crotchbite]

[ did she just call her a whore
AND DID BO NEARLY NAIL IT ]



No. To both of you.

[pleasurable]

[you're a devil loving slut i can smell it on you]

[foodporn]

A stripper that dreamed of Vegas stardom who would do anything to make her dream come true.

[ok that's just showgirls, she's going to keep going]

[crotchbite]

Yeah, you're nearly there. [ she did have to be a Vegas stripper for a while ]

[foodporn]

[that's what she said]

A quirky prostitute that gets a Pygmalion makeover into a modern-day princess??

[crotchbite]

Do I really have that much of a prostitute vibe?

[ shut up nun everything's a whore to you ]

[foodporn]

It's the Charlie's Angel look you have going for you.

[crotchbite]

[ laughs a little and shakes her head ]

Does it really matter?

[foodporn]

I'm just curious.

[crotchbite]

All right. I'm a... private bodyguard. [ sorry bo trust issues. psycho ex-girlfriend. etc. ] Elite-- clients. [ whatever she doesn't work too hard in these lies lmao ]

[pleasurable]

Oh, so you're a.
..

[homosexual]



[youregoingtohell]

[foodporn]

[...awkward nun silence]

[looks at hel like what do]

Why don't you just tell me when you feel like telling me, don't hurt yourself coming up with those doozies.

[crotchbite]

[ looks at the nun confused. HOW DID YOU GET HOMOSEXUAL FROM THAT? ]

Mmm. [ makes a little shrug like NO I'M TELLING THE TRUTH ] Maybe I'll tell you more when you fix that arm of yours. [ seriously. use the nun. ]

[foodporn]

Working on it.

[at least it's planned that cas isn't around them now. he's probably way in the back trailing along with owl eyes. except she doesn't even know what he looks like anymore since she only ever knew him as a girl so how is she supposed to]

[pleasurable]

Anything I can do to help?

[i like helping]

[crotchbite]

I hope so.

[ because this is a cave they'll probably have to climb sometime
she may be a prejudiced bigot but hel is keeping an eye on the nun in case she faceplants ]

[pleasurable]

[catches her looking]

[you want a piece of this dont you]

[smiles]

[foodporn]

No thanks, I think we're good.

[creepo nun]

[crystal cave walking montage]