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[ladybirdcrap]

You finally set off from the Bed & Breakfast with full tummies and high spirits. It's well into the mid afternoon, and you have a lot of ground to cover before the next landmark. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be possible for you sorry sons of bitches to make it there before sundown. On your way down the beaten path, you come across a dairy farmer's caravan of cheesy goods. They seem nice and homely enough, maybe they'll be willing to help you stragglers along the way.

[Mission: Hitch a ride from the dairy farmer]

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[dices]

[ he didn't mean to eavesdrop but he's sitting right there and you two aren't particularly quiet ]

You could make it all easier if you did answer what the year is it. [ said in that tone of "but it's not like i care or anything bakas"

without the bakas. ]

[pareidoll]

[pulling a mal and reciting a wikipedia page from her memory]

Sorry, force of habit. And no, Nick. It's called spoilers and I'm not a spoiler.

[sawedoff]

No you..you are. You're pretty much a spoiler with a pulse.

[he already knows way more than he ever wanted to about the course of world history past his time]

[dices]

Who cares? We're in nowhere land. [ doesn't feel like the year they're from it's relevant anyway; not saying it in a pushy way, kinda like shrugging it off ]

And it's not like we're all from the same, I don't know, space-time universe or whatever sci-fi shit is going on. I don't know about you, but I don't exactly believed in vampires because they're fiction back home.

[pareidoll]

[hey you opened this pandora's box]

[pareidoll]

He's right, my world could simply just be one outcome of things.

[sawedoff]

Because you think they're fiction back home.

[raises eyebrows at nick pointedly. look buddy, this shit is my life, i'll fight you on it]

[then again there was that one universe that balthazar sent them to that didn't have magic it was all very OUAT-y but who knows if that was just an angel illusion and just nevermind]

[dices]

[ he's not saying they're not real JUST NOT IN HIS WORLD ]

I sure as hell never thought I'd end up for real in [ HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ] Middle Earth.

[pareidoll]

[this just awkward]

[she'll just duck out now..of the moving wagon]

We're milling slow enough. I think I'll walk for a while...

[this is getting too complicated and she just cardcrushed a bit of dean so yes she'll throw herself off a moving wagon even if its moving at like 7mph]

[sawedoff]

[no you're not, what are you going to do, cheetah sprint to catch up with them after you're done taking your stroll]

Are you kidding me.

[he will sit your ass back down for you if he has to]

[pareidoll]

No.

[already swinging leg over the side]

[dices]

[ doesn'tsayanythingthisisthatawkwardmomentwhencouplesfightandyou'rejustlikesittingtherenotknowingwhattodo







milks cowq ]

[fairyvagina]

[slowly looks from her wagon to theirs]

[dices]

[fairyvagina]

[yall are loud and for the record we're getting along better than you]

[sawedoff]

[impatient sigh. nick you could make yourself useful here]

[now he can't stop her because he'd just look like a dick and people are staring at them way to make the wagon look crazy clara]

[well guess he's just going to have to join her. stands up on wobbly wagon and kicks some milk jugs out of the way, hops off the back. so much for your dramatic exit]

[dices]

[ catches milk jugs with his miiinnddd

why is he always sulking jesus christ don't piss off the milkmen giving them a ride ]

[pareidoll]

[WASNT TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC]
[she just wanted off she was trying to be casual. you just made it dramatic]

[stands in dustrail of wagon and just glares frowns at him]

What are you doing?

[sawedoff]

[everything is dramatic with him]

If you're gonna lag behind might as well have some company.

[pareidoll]

[yeah right]

Fine, as long as you stop prodding about things you don't want to hear.

[starts walking]

[sawedoff]

Boyscout's honor.

[their slow asses are gonna get there so much later than the rest of them]

[oh well they can wait for them. picks up after her and falls in step but keeps quiet]

[pareidoll]

[keeps walking but soon the wagons are beyond help]

[clara and dean have left the party]

[whoops]

[keeps chin up and enjoys...the walk. all they do is walk. this was totally a good idea and it's getting cold. good job clara]

[clears throat awkwardly after like ten minutes]

[sawedoff]

[yeah so much for it not being dramatic. he won't stoop to the i told you so's.]

So this isn't going to turn into an Alive thing is it?

[honestly castiel has plenty of angel mojo to come grab them if they start to hit desperation levels which is the only reason he was comfortable enough with this deviation]

[pareidoll]

What? We follow the road no different than before.

[except they lack equipment idk i didnt grab that shit i just wanted some walking time]

[sawedoff]

[this is what you get for your walking time, you get ditched by the 7mph wagon.]

Yeah, in nipples cutting glass weather.

[i can see my breath, so not awesome. edges a little closer to the shortstack for body heat]