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[ladybirdcrap]

You finally set off from the Bed & Breakfast with full tummies and high spirits. It's well into the mid afternoon, and you have a lot of ground to cover before the next landmark. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be possible for you sorry sons of bitches to make it there before sundown. On your way down the beaten path, you come across a dairy farmer's caravan of cheesy goods. They seem nice and homely enough, maybe they'll be willing to help you stragglers along the way.

[Mission: Hitch a ride from the dairy farmer]

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[pareidoll]

[if only she had a girl angel of her own to stare at homoerotically]

The future?

[this is cute he can't even say it]

Yeah, I suppose I am.

[sawedoff]

So what, the Mayans just got the date wrong? Doomsday happens anyway?

[not to mention he's been banging a future chick this whole time and she never thought to bring it up that's something, that's. well]

Ok when I said we knew next to nothing about each other I figured you'd, you know, be adopted. Or be the antichrist, that's pretty run of the mill these days. Not be living on the Enterprise.

[pareidoll]

Actually the ship was called Alaska.

[enterprise is so cliche]

[and how do you bring that up like thanks babe for the sex oh by the way im from the future]

[sawedoff]

[its all he knows about the future. well that and, in a year they may or may not be wiped out by a demon zombie plague, but he's pretty sure they averted that.]

The ship was called Alaska.

[nods. repeats it in a dead eyed 'this is a perfectly logical development' tone. seenitall.jpg]

[pareidoll]

...Are you all right? We don't have to talk about it.

[because i'd rather not. the doctor will probably smack me upside the head]

[sawedoff]

How'd you know what time I'm from?

[he's fine i mean other than the fact that america is dead and you know whatever else she hasn't mentioned which means either they succeeded in sucking the world dry and moved on to bigger and better planets or it exploded in a fiery blaze of apocalypse, who wouldn't be fine with that, especially after they've spent their entire life saving the world. over. and over]

[pareidoll]

[would be happy to appease his worries about comparing america to rome because the world didn't end it definitely just changed and expanded as it should be. she just doesn't understand the fullness of his crazy demon leviathan apocalypse obsessed world and hasn't really taken it into consideration for his feelings]

Honestly, I've just been going off your topical pop culture references. Really ballparks you around 21st century.

[sawedoff]

[can't argue with that.]

And the good old US of A's last hurrah is...

[he doesn't drop things. and the doctor isn't here to slap you around.]

[pareidoll]

[reads him for a moment. thinking.]

War.

[sawedoff]

[lifts a hand and drops in a way that says i'm not ok with this but what can you do]

Had to catch up with us sometime.

[pareidoll]

Empires rise and fall and change all the time, it's in our history. America was no different from any other country, but it was perhaps one of the most influential.

[sawedoff]

Hey, excuse me, I'm living and breathing here. Can we not talk about me like I'm ancient history?

[you sound like you're reading out of a textbook]

[dices]

[ he didn't mean to eavesdrop but he's sitting right there and you two aren't particularly quiet ]

You could make it all easier if you did answer what the year is it. [ said in that tone of "but it's not like i care or anything bakas"

without the bakas. ]

[pareidoll]

[pulling a mal and reciting a wikipedia page from her memory]

Sorry, force of habit. And no, Nick. It's called spoilers and I'm not a spoiler.

[sawedoff]

No you..you are. You're pretty much a spoiler with a pulse.

[he already knows way more than he ever wanted to about the course of world history past his time]

[dices]

Who cares? We're in nowhere land. [ doesn't feel like the year they're from it's relevant anyway; not saying it in a pushy way, kinda like shrugging it off ]

And it's not like we're all from the same, I don't know, space-time universe or whatever sci-fi shit is going on. I don't know about you, but I don't exactly believed in vampires because they're fiction back home.

[pareidoll]

[hey you opened this pandora's box]

[pareidoll]

He's right, my world could simply just be one outcome of things.

[sawedoff]

Because you think they're fiction back home.

[raises eyebrows at nick pointedly. look buddy, this shit is my life, i'll fight you on it]

[then again there was that one universe that balthazar sent them to that didn't have magic it was all very OUAT-y but who knows if that was just an angel illusion and just nevermind]

[dices]

[ he's not saying they're not real JUST NOT IN HIS WORLD ]

I sure as hell never thought I'd end up for real in [ HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ] Middle Earth.

[pareidoll]

[this just awkward]

[she'll just duck out now..of the moving wagon]

We're milling slow enough. I think I'll walk for a while...

[this is getting too complicated and she just cardcrushed a bit of dean so yes she'll throw herself off a moving wagon even if its moving at like 7mph]

[sawedoff]

[no you're not, what are you going to do, cheetah sprint to catch up with them after you're done taking your stroll]

Are you kidding me.

[he will sit your ass back down for you if he has to]

[pareidoll]

No.

[already swinging leg over the side]

[dices]

[ doesn'tsayanythingthisisthatawkwardmomentwhencouplesfightandyou'rejustlikesittingtherenotknowingwhattodo







milks cowq ]

[fairyvagina]

[slowly looks from her wagon to theirs]