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[ladybirdshit]

Good morning! Still enjoying the oasis, are you? Of course you are. You don't want to go when it's so lovely in here... Even if you can't fall asleep, it's wonderful. Suddenly it seems that the flowers are blooming everywhere and the colors are somehow brighter.

[ mission: players take a look at this and other similar articles. there's trouble in the paradise. feel free to keep exploring the oasis. ]

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[pareidoll]

[trips over something covered up by jungle]

[cabineyes]

[ i got you gir-- ]

[ walks into a tree ]

[pareidoll]

[LMAO]

[she's just...so tired. just zombing around, im sure michonne would have killed her if she wasn't already high]

[winces and turns to look at hook]

What's wrong with you...?

[cabineyes]

[ my face. my beautiful face. ]

Ah, just...

[ looks at the tree. could have sworn it moved. ]

Being careless. You alright, lass?

[pareidoll]

I've been through worse.

[turns around to wriggle foot out of the vines and feels something scrape against her boots]

...

[leans forward to peel away the foliage to find a broken rib cage sticking out]

[cabineyes]

.... [ i've seen those before. ]

That...

isn't a root, I'm quite sure of it.

[pareidoll]

[aw man did i step into someone's chest]

[peels away vines to find more bones, and hey look a skull]

No...not quite a root at all.

[cabineyes]

Let me.

[ steps in front of her, crouches down and blocks her view. you've seen enough of dead people for one week, haven't you. ]

Seems like he's been here for a while. With his clothes and all.

[ pulls out a metal piece, probably from the man's belt. ]

[pareidoll]

[well okay she's not complaining]

[slowly pulls self to feet]

That's uplifting.

[cabineyes]

[ picks up the skull. ]

Nice teeth too.

Better than all my crew's together.

[ laughs and tosses it away. this ain't no csi. ]

[pareidoll]

We need to tell the others.

[cabineyes]

[ gets up and kicks some dirt on the remaining bones. ]

Tell them what exactly? That some poor fellow met his end here a hundred years ago?

The bastard probably got hit by a coconut for all we know.

[ it's just a corpse clara. ]

[pareidoll]

They'll want to know.

[cabineyes]

[ whatever you say. they'll probably just blame him for this death too fgd. ]

... As you wish.

We can also give him a proper burial while we're at it.

[pareidoll]

Sure.

[looks at him like 'what is wrong with you'. you're a pirate hook, your idea of a proper burial is probably stuffing the body in a cannon and shooting them out to sea.]

[cabineyes]

[ something like that. he was just being a shit. ]

We wouldn't want any ghosts haunting our backs, now would we?

[pareidoll]

A proper burial is hardly going to stop an angry ghost.

[or so i learned]