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[ladybirdshit]

Good morning! Still enjoying the oasis, are you? Of course you are. You don't want to go when it's so lovely in here... Even if you can't fall asleep, it's wonderful. Suddenly it seems that the flowers are blooming everywhere and the colors are somehow brighter.

[ mission: players take a look at this and other similar articles. there's trouble in the paradise. feel free to keep exploring the oasis. ]

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[pareidoll]

We need to tell the others.

[cabineyes]

[ gets up and kicks some dirt on the remaining bones. ]

Tell them what exactly? That some poor fellow met his end here a hundred years ago?

The bastard probably got hit by a coconut for all we know.

[ it's just a corpse clara. ]

[pareidoll]

They'll want to know.

[cabineyes]

[ whatever you say. they'll probably just blame him for this death too fgd. ]

... As you wish.

We can also give him a proper burial while we're at it.

[pareidoll]

Sure.

[looks at him like 'what is wrong with you'. you're a pirate hook, your idea of a proper burial is probably stuffing the body in a cannon and shooting them out to sea.]

[cabineyes]

[ something like that. he was just being a shit. ]

We wouldn't want any ghosts haunting our backs, now would we?

[pareidoll]

A proper burial is hardly going to stop an angry ghost.

[or so i learned]