183rd page

[curseshit]

The Duke is no longer himself, Blind Marge shared some details about the beginning of the curse and the Spanish guy left taking Neri and Icarus with him. They're in a better place now. Not dead though! Haha.

Found all your stuff already? If not you better act quick because most of the townsfolk are leaving, they've been stuck here for a long while and some have their real family waiting for them. They'll take whatever they can with them as they go so there's looting and chaos all around the usually so peaceful town.

It also seems that the destruction of the apple trees set off the crows. They're making a horrible noise as they fly over your heads and kaw loudly. More birds seem to arrive to the scene every minute. It's almost like you're stuck in a Hitchcock movie. Time to go?

[ mission: look for hook. i mean the map. ]

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[crotchbite]

[ grabs the shotgun and is all ready to shoot but nope

nope. they ain't moving. ]

Anyone making any sense out of this?

[suchapity]

[ standing behind her, squinting at the rest of them. is that man talking to the rock in his hand? ]

No.

It puzzles me why anyone would waste their powers by summoning a bunch of incompetent fools like you. It makes no sense.

[cabineyes]

[ turns around confused as he hears a voice he doesn't recognize. what the-- a crow nearly flies at his face. slaps it away. ]

[dices]

[ what the fuck is that.

wtf i can't stop looking at his crotch. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[staring at the guy who materialized behind hel before daniel could respond to her.]

N-nope. No sense.

[into the hissing radio:] I'll, uh, call you back.

[to the goblin king:] Uh, hi. I think you. You seem to have us at a. A disadvantage. I'm, uh. Daniel. Although clearly you seem to be somewhat familiar with us already. Are those birds... Yours?

[foodporn]

David Bowie????

[???????]

[can i get a sig?]

[crotchbite]

[ she's not even going to question this right now.

turns around and takes a step back, glancing at bo then back to him. yep. she can see the resemblances ]

If you're offering to send this useless batch back home, I don't think anyone would complain.

[suchapity]

I must say that despite everything I've been looking forward to meeting you in the flesh. It's always different.

[ swings his riding crop in the air, almost hitting one of the birds. ]

Yes, yes. They are mine. Are they in the way?

[cabineyes]

Quite a bit actually.

So if you don't mind...

[ tell them to get out i don't want any bird poop on my clothes. ]

[dices]

[ nudges daniel while skinny jeans over there keeps on babbling ]

Ring Dean in. Hurry them up in this mess. [ stands up taller and turns to him ] So, you know us. But who are you?

[armedarchaeologist]

[those aren't jeans, they're not even leggings, those are... somewhere daniel is not looking.]

Nice to meet you, too, but your fanfare is a little alarming.

[nods at nick and goes off a little ways to make a radio call.]

[radio:] Dean? You got your radio yet? You guys, uh, all right?

[sawedoff]

Yeah what's with the raby birds? You guys step on some sacred shaman bones?

[are the locusts next.]

[suchapity]

Scram now, scram.

[ drives the birds out in the bg. they actually listen to him and eventually fly out. ]

[ ...after bumping into everything and leaving feathers all over the place. ]

[dices]

[



spits a feather out ]

[cabineyes]

[ he's one to talk about incompetent fools. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[radio:] You know I'm not really fond of the way you immediately start assigning blame [to me] and no, it's not anyone's fault, there's a... Person who wanted to meet us. Says we're incompetent idiots or something, so, clearly he's been tracking our movements pretty closely.

[peeks out a curtain.]

Should be safe to come out now if you guys want to meet us at the town hall.

[suchapity]

Who is that man talking to?

To his hand?

[ turns to nick and raises his eyebrows. someone explain. ]

[dices]

No, he's crazy. He acts like that all the time, just leave him be. Look, guy, really-- who are you? How do you know who we are?

[suchapity]

How silly.

You really have no idea? Even someone like you should have an idea since this isn't the first time we've met.

Isn't that right, Hel?

[ i mean once you've seen this crotch you don't just forget about it. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[...don't fight in front of the guy. don't fight in front of the guy. don't fight in front of the guy...]

[sawedoff]

Oh d'the Duke's partner decide to show himself?

[good cus he has some words for him. mostly at the end of a sharp object. switches it off. yeah he's coming. hold your jeggings]

[foodporn]

[looks to hel with raised eyebrows. did you. did you make nasty with david bowie. dat crotch?]

[look guy we've all seen the labyrinth okay we know who you are skip to the good stuff]

[crotchbite]

[ arches eyebrows and looks at bo, as if she knows who he is. because she has no idea. then makes an offended look. bo pls. he's not even her type

with the penis and all

turns back to him. no? ]

[armedarchaeologist]

I'm not sure, let me ask.

[unbuttons the radio. Looks at the suspicious magic bird guy.]

You're not here about what happened with the Duke and the trees, are you?

[hasn't seen labyrinth.>/small>]

[suchapity]

[ stop with the shipping for a second lady succubus. waves a hand at them. nevermind nevermind. ]

No, why on earth would I do that? [ that guy was a tool. ] I just thought it would be a high time for me to pay a visit.[ but the sound of his spell being destroyed did catch his attention. ]

I'm surprised you made it this far. And only a couple have died!