183rd page

[curseshit]

The Duke is no longer himself, Blind Marge shared some details about the beginning of the curse and the Spanish guy left taking Neri and Icarus with him. They're in a better place now. Not dead though! Haha.

Found all your stuff already? If not you better act quick because most of the townsfolk are leaving, they've been stuck here for a long while and some have their real family waiting for them. They'll take whatever they can with them as they go so there's looting and chaos all around the usually so peaceful town.

It also seems that the destruction of the apple trees set off the crows. They're making a horrible noise as they fly over your heads and kaw loudly. More birds seem to arrive to the scene every minute. It's almost like you're stuck in a Hitchcock movie. Time to go?

[ mission: look for hook. i mean the map. ]

Comments

[suchapity]

[ stop with the shipping for a second lady succubus. waves a hand at them. nevermind nevermind. ]

No, why on earth would I do that? [ that guy was a tool. ] I just thought it would be a high time for me to pay a visit.[ but the sound of his spell being destroyed did catch his attention. ]

I'm surprised you made it this far. And only a couple have died!

[foodporn]

[elbows hel with a shitty little grin]

He's gonna break out into song any minute now.

[foodporn]

...Probably about stolen babies.

[awkward. hey, you know rumpel?]

[dices]

[ gestures at him with both hands like this guy.

seriously. who the fuck are you. press x to skip text ]

[crotchbite]

Did you lose one?

[ you are so inappropriate and cute. srsly. ]

Listen, dickfuck, unless you're going to say who you are and what the fuck do you want, we're leaving.

[suchapity]

Go ahead. No one's asking you to stay.

[ points at the door. it's open. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Hey, there's no need for hostility. I think.

[clicks and unclicks radio. shit i hope dean isn't going to bust in and shoot the place up.]

Look, what was the point of us? Just to say hello? That seems like kind of a lot for a hello.

[foodporn]

No song?

[boo you whore.]

Well you don't remind me of the babe. [good day sir. picks up a bag and makes a face at him on her way past]

[crotchbite]

Great. [ picks up her bag too, hoist winchester over shoulder ] Bye.

[ follows bo on the way out ]

[suchapity]

No, I came to see something.

[ can't a guy be polite and pay you a visit? geez. ]

[ bye bo. he was just about to burst into a song. your loss lady. ]

[dices]

[ oh the girls are leaving

looks at the rest of them. hum. do we leave? stay? guys? ]

So, uh, what did you... come to see?

[cabineyes]

And what might that be, mate?

[ watches the lesbians go. where are they even going. b bath thread? ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Was it our patience level? Because that's kind of at an all-time low. I mean I'd apologize for them but one, they'd kill me and two, I kind of agree with them a little. So how can we incompetent fools help you?

[suchapity]

[ thanks but he'll help himself. suddenly he's standing on the other side of the room, holding the map. ]

This is it? This is the map?

[ starts laughing. ]

[dices]

[ turns to hook like

WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY DID YOU LET HIM TAKE IT ]

[cabineyes]

[ looks back at him like ]

[ I DIDN'T LET HIM DO ANYTHING YOU IMBESIL ]

[sawedoff]

[nearly bumps into ho on their way out. holds hands up like scuse me huffy princesses, what's got them all in a tizzy]

[stops short at glamcrotch cackling evilly about the map and just.]

Woah. [looks between crankies and gestures to him like this? what? you didn't tell me?] Woah. [im. hallucinating right. because please tell me im hallucinating. some bad apples or something.] We're gonna ice Ziggy Stardust?

[armedarchaeologist]

I think it's a little premature to go around icing anyone.

[say his words, while his face says: only a little.]

Yeah, that's our map. It's broken. And apparently very amusing for some reason? Want to let us in on the joke?

[suchapity]

[ oh more people. taps the map with the riding crop. sharp turn to daniel. ]

You say it's broken? You REALLY think it's broken?

[ came all this way for nothing. smh. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Unless we want to go backwards, yes, it's a little broken.

[demonstrative gesture. see for yourself.]

[sawedoff]

[in the background making this is wacky hands with a dopey i'm not sure what's going on and i'm not sure if i like it grin]

[he's gonna do it he's gonna do the thing]

[dices]

[ please stop being cryptic we're all very tired in here ]

Hey man. [ dead eyes at him. he's so tired of this zany shit. the doctor is probably pissing himself ]

[cabineyes]

What do you mean, mate?

[ the people around him are acting really strange. ]

The map doesn't lead to the treasure anymore? It isn't here?

[suchapity]

[ you're not the only ones who's Done. you're so incompetent it hurts. he's going to start watching big brother. ]

[ hits the wall with the riding crop, pissed now. ]

Not "it", who!

Didn't the poor old thing tell you nothing?!