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[curseshit]

So it seems like getting rid of the apple trees will break the curse! Great news!

The bad news are that the townsfolk still under the curse will defend their trees to the last breath and the oldest apple tree in the marketplace is surrounded by guards.

When and if the curse breaks all your memories (and powers) will return and everything will be normal again. Or not, haha. Enjoy the awkward.

[ mission: fight it out. ]
[ the list of people who have broken their curse so far: clara, dean, cas, constantine, graham, hel, daniel. ]

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[wolfsoul]

[ yeah he's gonna have to apologize for being a homewrecker later. sorry dean. ]

[ but now's not the time. ]

That's good to hear.

[sawedoff]

[yeah he doesn't actually care at all though. in fact you could have tried harder. looks down at himself still done up priest-style before glaring at nick]

Shut up. [i know all your dirty little cursed secrets. kiddy diddler.]

I told you apples were freakin evil. Keep the henchmen busy so we can take out Prometheus. [takes up an axe. time to go psycho lumberjack on the towns precious tree]

[dices]

[ you were married to daniel with a child don't you even ]

I thought you liked apple pie. [ flexes his hand and looks at a guard that's going rambo on them, stretching out his arm towards him. whee there he goes flying.

looks at the tree surrounded by all those guards and arches his eyebrows, turning to dean ] Think that's the devil's seed?

[wolfsoul]

[ so glad he didn't try harder. all that wedding crap kept him busy. ]

It's the one they're trying to keep safe.

[ so guessing yeah? ]

[ also has an axe at this point. let's get some shit done boys. (the first time in the history of tumba it's the guys being useful) ]

[ladybirdcrap]

Stay away!

[ holding onto his sword but man. those axes look big. ]

[sawedoff]

[looks to nick. the honor's all yours]

[dices]

[ holds out both his hands towards the guards, fingers stretches and then spreads his arms like he's opening the invisibles doors of a huge hall, sending all of them flying

LIKE MOSES AND THE RED SEA ]

Thank God these are back.

[wolfsoul]

[ what are you a wizard. watches the guards go flying. ]

Well, that's definitely something.

[sawedoff]

Yeah I don't think god has nothin to do with it.

[eyes him warily because he's still not down with the psychic crap. irony coming from guy dressed as priest. or maybe appropriate. who knows. either way, takes up axe to get to choppin as soon as the flunkies are cleared out. the time for cold feet about nick's supermanning is later]

[dices]

[ arches his eyebrows up. uh. yeah. it's all about human experiments and second generations psychics, mr. winchester. science. he's not the biggest fan of his own powers either because it used to get him into trouble but too bad he's making good use of them ]

[ he's going to keep the guards off while the boys cut down the tree ]

[curseshit]

[ as the axe hits the old tree there's a loud cracking sound like a forcefield breaking. the tree shudders visibly, apples flying everywhere. suddenly the surface of the tree trunk starts sinking in, slowly creating something that looks like a black hole. a portal? whelp. ]

[wolfsoul]

[ backs away immediately. the guards look alarmed and some drop their weapons. game over. ]

What's that?!

[sawedoff]

[um]
[portals are good right. portals are what they need. stops axe mid-swing and looks over at nick with a slow shrug. we just dont know]

I'm gonna go with portal for $200?

[leans down to grab an apple and toss it toward it experimentally]

[dices]

[ stares at it like it's the most evil thing ever. last time there was a portal there were deaths involved

looks between him and the portal apprehensively and watches the apple being tossed. matrix style camera spin with great anticipation soundtrack ]

[recurred]

[sup guys i heard there's a portal over here]

[crapbirds]

[ a hand appears out of the portal and catches the apple. ]

[ juan antonio walks out with the most dead expression on his face. he was in the middle of something important. it's the beginning of the spring season and the customers just won't stop pouring in, they couldn't have picked a worse moment. mutters to himself. ]

What is this? What is this? I thought we had an agreement that you would not contact me again, the deal is done... [ stops mid-sentence as he recognizes the familiar faces around him. oh. ]

[wolfsoul]

[ uh. not sure how to react. this guy doesn't look hostile. just annoyed and stressed. ]

[sawedoff]

Oh come on, man.

[you're killing me]

[dices]

[ points at him like
what

what



what. ]

You're-- the hotel guy.

[crapbirds]

You again.

Hello...

[ clearly distracted. looks past them at the apple trees being set on fire and cut down in the background. turns back and looks at the tree he just walked out of. something's not right. scratches his jaw. ]

Why are there so many?

[inenochian]

[ wingflappies. ]

[ hey is that a portal. ]

[wolfsoul]

You know him?

[ what. how. random portal guy. ]

[ also startled by an angel? ok. today is weird. ]

[sawedoff]

Don't tell me you're moonlighting for that dick.

[with your wacky shenanigans spellwork business. what did i say about the next time you used that shit on us. hi cas.]

[dices]

[ too distracted with the hotel guy whose name he doesn't even remember ]

What the hell, man? I thought you were a good guy? What's all this shady business with the trees?

[inenochian]

[hi dean. ]

[ oh hey it's that he-witch who looks like your dad. awkward. ]