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[curseshit]

Drag the grooms out of their hiding places and get partying! Everyone is at the inn already!

BACHELOR PARTY!!!

[ mission: midnight drinking post. oh and the curse... ]

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[andtrue]

Marge can still cut fabric better than anyone, but I think she's forgotten what color is.

[foodporn]

It's great, dad. Don't worry about it. And no bickering.

[points at them before sliding upstairs to go wash the sin off]

[cabineyes]

Night, love.

--Not Marge, Georgina, remember? Her sister.

[ get the tailor's name right paul, they've lived here for like 20 years? 15? ... ]

[andtrue]

Eh, whoever she is.

[ sighs. ]

It's a pity that the only sisters in town are those old crones.

[ sisters are usually great fun. he thinks? ]

[cabineyes]

Ah, yes, what are the odds of that happening...

[ a great pity indeed. ]

How was the bachelor party?

[andtrue]

Everyone stood around drinking, trying to forget marriage existed. I didn't stay long.

[cabineyes]

Sounds like great fun. Perhaps the wedding will be more exciting.

[ no lapdancers? just bo? sad. well whatever, you don't have to go to the inn to get a drink around here. he's going to the kitchen to pour himself something. ]

[andtrue]

[ drinking at midnight? great idea ]

What's with you and weddings?

[cabineyes]

I love weddings, drinks all around! Ours was a blast too.

[ gets glasses for them both. apple cider again? well ok. ]

It must have been since I barely remember anything.

[andtrue]

I remember waking up the next morning and you were holding that pillow inches from my face.

[cabineyes]

Was I?

[ can't remember. at all. ]

Surely not.

[andtrue]

Maybe it was just a dream. You wouldn't be the type to smother a man in his sleep.

[cabineyes]

No, dear, I would never. It sounds more like a nightmare.

[ ok maybe he has wanted to kill his husband a few times but those are just words and thoughts. he'd never actually hurt anyone. ]

[andtrue]

So you do want to keep me around.

[cabineyes]

Now what kind of a question is that? You truly think I'm plotting your death?

[ but seriously though. leans against the kitchen counter with the glass in his hand. ]

In all honesty you can be a major pain in my backside, but the two of you are the only family I've got.

[andtrue]

I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

[cabineyes]

[ it could be. ]

Now now, I've said a plenty of nice things to you. And to your body.

[andtrue]

[ has to stop drinking for a moment so he can laugh. it's appreciative. ]

"Yo ho" isn't the best compliment. But you do try.

[cabineyes]

"Yo ho"? Who do you think I am? Some damn sailor?

[ paul pls. ]

It's the thought that counts.

[andtrue]

Here's a thought for you.

[ and kisses him. but it's strange - have they ever kissed before? he steps back and takes another sip of his cider. ]

Jacob... call me crazy, but were you drinking bourbon earlier?

[ maybe that's what the strangeness was. ]

[cabineyes]

[ no doubt about it, it was kinda weird weird for him too. maybe the setting is different from the usual? they don't kiss in the kitchen? or something? watches him take a step back and raises brows. everything alright? ]

No, I would have brought the bottle home if that was the case.

[ since we're all clearly sick of that cider by now. ]

What? Did I taste like a stranger?

[andtrue]

You're not that stupid.

[ this is the only family in town that isn't wrecking homes or being wrecked by outside influences. ]

But it felt like we'd never kissed before.

[cabineyes]

[ he might do a lot of stupid shit like stealing and ripping off the customers, but he's not the cheating type. family is important!! ]

Oh, but don't you always say I make you feel like a virgin when I touch you?

[ tries to brush the subject aside by making fun of it. he felt like it too and it was bizarre. they've been married for years now? sets the glass down on the counter and grabs the front of his shirt, pulling him closer, trying to prove a point. to himself mostly. ]

[andtrue]

[ being next to hook isn't that weird, so - maybe he's just being paranoid. maybe it's shared paranoia. ]

I say a lot of things. I didn't think you'd be listening.

[cabineyes]

Usually I'm not, but I do make exceptions. Perhaps you managed to catch my attention that time.