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[curseshit]

Drag the grooms out of their hiding places and get partying! Everyone is at the inn already!

BACHELOR PARTY!!!

[ mission: midnight drinking post. oh and the curse... ]

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[cabineyes]

[ closes the door after him. sweet dreams amber. ]

If that was truly the case I wouldn't have married you. You're about as tender as a hammer.

[andtrue]

Ah, so there's your preference. But what does that make you - a nail?

[cabineyes]

[ ooooohh snap paul. ]

Ah, this is so romantic already.

[andtrue]

Well. 'Romantic' might've been too strong a word.

[cabineyes]

If you're looking for another word to describe this situation, "boring" is one that springs to mind.

[ make your move paulgust. ]

[andtrue]

Ouch.

[ grabs him by the collar and pulls him in for another kiss - and leaves the weird 'are we actually happily married or what' mental questions downstairs ]

[cabineyes]

[ he'll think about it in the morning. ]

[ slides against him and returns the kiss. it's starting to feel more familiar already. ]

[andtrue]

[ takes a drink of cider and offers the bottle to jacob ]

[ while kindly helping him get out of that ridiculous jacket. ]

[cabineyes]

[ it's not ridiculous it was in the latest fairy tale vogue. ]

[ and by helping i hope you mean taking it off because he can't do much with a drink in one hand. can't do anything. ]

[andtrue]

[ no it's ridiculous. and it's going over the back of a chair. ]

[cabineyes]

So you are a gentleman after all.

[ hardly. ]

[ takes a sip from the bottle and puts it away so he can undo the buttons on his shirt. ]

[andtrue]

Not really.

[ leaves his own shirt on the ground somewhere. he always manages to find his things the morning after. ]

Need a hand?

[cabineyes]

[ rude. ]

If you could be so kind.

[ starts shrugging the shirt off but he always struggles with the left side. ]

[andtrue]

[ helps ease the shirt off him and folds it over the ridiculous jacket on the chair. ]

Comfortable?

[cabineyes]

Much better already, thank you.

In some parts.

[ enough with the folding. distracts him from the maid duty by grabbing his hand and guiding it to ~interesting places~ while kissing him again. ]

[andtrue]

[ and fade to black on ~interesting places~ ]