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Rollin rollin rollin, rollin rollin rollin, rollin rollin rollin, rollin rollin rollin raaawhiiiiiiiiide move em on head em up move em on head em up rawhide! Cut em out, ride em in, cut em out, ride em in, rawhide

[Mission: you're still on the road. are you hungry yet. tired? too bad.]

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[nosleeves]

[shut up crow, nobody wants you]

[armedarchaeologist]

[hand goes to sidearm. surprisedbrows.]

Oh, tell me that's not a teleporting bandit.

[cabineyes]

[ peeking outside from the wagon. ]

Bloody hell!

[crotchbite]

[ sometimes prayers are answered because he might be her something to shoot at

quickly draws her handgun and stops the horse with a hand on her reigns ]

Put it down.

[nosleeves]

[shuffles back a few steps. he's fucking outnumbered. awesome. just great. its fine with zombies, but people may be just as stupid but less predictable]

[like he's going to lower his weapon just yet, he just traveled space and time to get dropped at your feet. he'll go down fighting]

How about you tell me what the fuck is going on first, Red.

[armedarchaeologist]

[slowly raises his hand from his weapon.]

We've all been yanked here from different times and universes to follow a magic map to an inadequately explained end point.

[beat.]

Unless you're from Alderwood, in which case we're not sorry and we do kind of outnumber you so you should probably put that down and go back.

[crotchbite]

[ pulls the safety off and tilts her head, narrowing her eyes a little, but she's going to let daniel do the diplomatic talking. she doesn't feel very diplomatic. doesn't lower her gun either, pretty much already figuring out that she is going to shoot his head if he tries anything funny ]

[cabineyes]

[ he looks like he has rabies. we're not taking him in are we. ]

Calm down, mate. Like he said, I suggest you back down.

[foodporn]

[yeah but they're cute rabies]

[meerkats]

[nosleeves]

[what kind of drugs are you on dude]

[takes a brief look at his surroundings. really no cover to be had around here]

How about you give me something that's not total bullshit. Now where am I?

[armedarchaeologist]

I'm sorry, I don't actually have anything to give you that isn't total bullshit.

[he really is sorry. shrugs helplessly at the guy with the crossbow pointed at him.]

That's kind of all we have to go on.

[crotchbite]

Oh, it doesn't make sense to you? I guess getting teleported around happens to you a lot?

[ waves the gun slightly ]

You keep pointing that shit at us, it's going to go bad for you.

[cabineyes]

There's a town just a day's ride away.

[ shrugs to the direction where they came from. helpful. ]

[nosleeves]

[thinks it over for a moment]

Don't get your panties in a twist.

[this is just how it goes. trust no bitch even if you aimed first.]

[sidesteps off the road, keeping his aim on them until he can bypass them entirely. to the town he goes]

[crotchbite]

[ does the same, keeping her aim on him, turning the horse around gently so she doesn't have to twist herself on the saddle ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[oh. are we just gonna.]

Or you could—

[stops abruptly enough that he nearly bites his tongue as he remembers isabela and sister mary. right. he doesn't get to invite people to join them anymore. twists to look over his shoulder at the wagon.]

[mercyless]

[ last to the scene because she was watching their backs (mainly august's) but here she is, on a horse. narrows eyes like she's seeing things. wouldn't be the first time. ]

Daryl?

[ great news group there's another silent psychopath here. ]

[nosleeves]

[LMAO]

[keeping his eyes on the trigger happy firecrotch when he hears her voice and takes a double take.]

[well now he's even more confused]

What the hell are you doing here?

[these aint our people. this aint even georgia]

[armedarchaeologist]

[of course his name is daryl.]

You know each other?

[crotchbite]

[ hey you did the first draw. on a heavily armed group. who's trigger happy?

ok yeah she's very trigger happy but shut up

doesn't look away from him when she talks, just frowns at her words. maybe she can't shoot this one. bummer. ]

[mercyless]

I've been here for a long time, Daryl.

[ these people are my group now. they suck even more than rick's group sorry to say. parks her horse between him and the wagon. shh. ]

[sawedoff]

[aww man is this more for the zombie brigade]

[nosleeves]

[lowers crossbow at least. i mean you weren't around long enough to be Family, but you earned your keep and all.]

[hoists it onto his shoulder and looks them all over.]

Is four eyes telling the truth? Something about a bullshit map Goonies quest?

[foodporn]

[dem arms]

[pervs in bg while they discuss grownup stuff]

[armedarchaeologist]

[hello, i am right here.

jerk.]