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[monkeycrap]

The night falls and the guards still haven't found you. Lucky! Try to keep it that way.

The people who went to the city should be back soon and then you can hit the road in the morning. That's the plan, right?

[ mission: keep quiet. ]

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[bloodrops]

It's just a monkey! And it's so cute.

[ you're not making any sense. ]

And if there are some... guards? I can deal with them!

[ she'd be happy to. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

How—

No, I don't want to know.

Look, we want to not kill, maim or injure humans over a monkey's life, how is this a complicated concept?

[is actually having trouble believing that this random redhead is this stupid. how is anybody this stupid.]

Please, release the monkey.

[fairyvagina]

Yeah, Jessica, please. It's ridiculous enough as it is, I think we'd all just rather move on. Maybe not anger an entire kingdom over a monkey.

[bloodrops]

Alright, alright.

[ you're so lame. drops the monkey on the ground while muttering to herself. ]

I've met plenty of people who I'd leave to die over a monkey's life.

[monkeycrap]

[ ow. sits up, staring at them with blaming beamy eyes. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[...]

[he can think of like one. who isn't dead already. and that's not even a sure thing. on either count, dead or sacrifice over monkey.]

[bloodrops]

Next thing you'll be telling me I have to take it somewhere. Let me guess, to the city?

Would you like me to apologize for the misunderstanding too?

[ she's just pissed now. tried to help and be useful but no! ]

[fairyvagina]

[well la dee da]

I'm not bringin' a war down upon us because of some monkey, and that's that.

[armedarchaeologist]

Wait, were you—

You missed the thing with the guards, didn't you.

[feels bad.]

[bloodrops]

Yeah I was miles away. What happened?

[ thanks for not noticing. rude. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Sorry, of course.

[this is literally our first conversation.]

Oh, uh. Apparently that's a special sacrificial monkey that the local people believe they have to sacrifice to make their crops grow. So, when it ran away, they were upset, sent guards over here, there was some fighting, mostly it got resolved by the monkey running away again, which was really for the best.

[bloodrops]

[ and our last. ]

... And I brought it back.

[ slowly looks at the monkey. maybe this wasn't such a great idea. ]

[fairyvagina]

You...had its best interests at heart.

[dont beat yourself up over it]

[armedarchaeologist]

[oh thank god she's not actually stupid.]

Ye-ah. So. Hopefully it just runs away again?

[shoos at it?]

[monkeycrap]

[ no. where's neri? ]

[bloodrops]

... Should I take it away?

[ it's not moving. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

If you want. If you can. That's probably a really good idea.

[noshoes]

[ neri had to go to the lake to swim and hydrate herself or else she, you know. dies. ]

[monkeycrap]

[ drops from the sky (tree?) all assassin's creed 3 style!! ]

[ nearly falls on daniel but quickly retains his balance and pulls out a knife. ]

[bloodrops]

[ woop ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[scrambly dodge.]

What the hell?

[monkeycrap]

[ pulls down the hood and shakes his head porno style. ]

Which one of you took işlemek sokmak?

[monkeycrap]

[ do i know this person. i think i do. ]

[ picks nose in the bg. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Nobody! It's right there! For crying out loud, take it away and kill it!

[he likes animals as much as the next person but for god's sake this is stupid.]

[bloodrops]

[ oh he's hot. ]

[ i just wanted to use this icon once before dropping her. ]