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[monkeycrap]

The night falls and the guards still haven't found you. Lucky! Try to keep it that way.

The people who went to the city should be back soon and then you can hit the road in the morning. That's the plan, right?

[ mission: keep quiet. ]

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[armedarchaeologist]

Wait, were you—

You missed the thing with the guards, didn't you.

[feels bad.]

[bloodrops]

Yeah I was miles away. What happened?

[ thanks for not noticing. rude. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Sorry, of course.

[this is literally our first conversation.]

Oh, uh. Apparently that's a special sacrificial monkey that the local people believe they have to sacrifice to make their crops grow. So, when it ran away, they were upset, sent guards over here, there was some fighting, mostly it got resolved by the monkey running away again, which was really for the best.

[bloodrops]

[ and our last. ]

... And I brought it back.

[ slowly looks at the monkey. maybe this wasn't such a great idea. ]

[fairyvagina]

You...had its best interests at heart.

[dont beat yourself up over it]

[armedarchaeologist]

[oh thank god she's not actually stupid.]

Ye-ah. So. Hopefully it just runs away again?

[shoos at it?]

[monkeycrap]

[ no. where's neri? ]

[bloodrops]

... Should I take it away?

[ it's not moving. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

If you want. If you can. That's probably a really good idea.

[noshoes]

[ neri had to go to the lake to swim and hydrate herself or else she, you know. dies. ]

[monkeycrap]

[ drops from the sky (tree?) all assassin's creed 3 style!! ]

[ nearly falls on daniel but quickly retains his balance and pulls out a knife. ]

[bloodrops]

[ woop ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[scrambly dodge.]

What the hell?

[monkeycrap]

[ pulls down the hood and shakes his head porno style. ]

Which one of you took işlemek sokmak?

[monkeycrap]

[ do i know this person. i think i do. ]

[ picks nose in the bg. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Nobody! It's right there! For crying out loud, take it away and kill it!

[he likes animals as much as the next person but for god's sake this is stupid.]

[bloodrops]

[ oh he's hot. ]

[ i just wanted to use this icon once before dropping her. ]

[monkeycrap]

Kill it?

[ tilts his head and points the knife at him. not very wise choice of words. ]

That's not going to happen.

[armedarchaeologist]

Oh my God, I don't care if you marry it.

Just take it and go.

[monkeycrap]

[ bursts out laughing. ]

... You're not from around here, are you?

[bloodrops]

Far from here.

[ eyes his butt. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Was it the gun?

The haircut?

The accent?

The part where I almost could not physically care less about what happens to that monkey?

[monkeycrap]

[ puts the knife away and crouches down to pick up the monkey. shh daniel it'll be over soon. ]

So he was just looking for company? I trust you took good care of him.

[bloodrops]

[ nods. she did. ]

[ definitely. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[oh thank christ someone with monkey handling skills.]

Yes, I. I heard he was lonely. There's a—

[let's not discuss the sixteen-year-old girl with rakish strangers.]

He was taken care of. Nicely.