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[ladybirdshit]

My, that went well! Happy breakfast montage and all of that. Birds and bees and rainbows, everything is nice, but then the pirate showed up. Nobody died, at least! Good job, guys.

Continue the great work and walk around the FARMS if you want. It's nice and you don't have the fog babies on your asses. Enjoy the sunset. You can take some time to talk about where you're going next too.

[ mission: keep being nice you dicks. ]

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[foodporn]

You know what? You forget it.

[enjoy warming the bench by yourself she can find somewhere else to be in a bad mood bye]

[crotchbite]

Oh, is that it?

[ grabs her arm ]

So you're willing to go after an asshole pirate, but the woman that went with you on a ghost hunt, you're holding a grudge? How is that fair?

[foodporn]

[turns around to look at her. whippy hair of emotions.]

He's not the one who made me feel like an idiot!

[crotchbite]

[ JUST
STARES AT HER LIKE

???? EXCUSE U ]

[foodporn]

[YEAH YOU HEARD ME]

You act like it's some great big mistake to go after someone that's missing because god forbid it'd slow us down, well I'd do the same thing for you! So stop trying to make me feel bad for doing the right thing.

[u rational piece of shit]

[crotchbite]

It wasn't because he'd slow us down, it's because something's up. I told you that. [ wat do i do with u ] You can't do the "right thing" [ emphasis with air quotes ] all the time. It's not how it works.

[ tryingtobesocalmbutangerbleeds ]

[foodporn]

Yes it is. Yes it is! You ask me if I'll do the smart thing or the right thing, I'll do the right thing every time. No one can make that choice for me.

[i dont like ppl telling me what i dont have a choice in. its a sensitive subject]

[crotchbite]

[ stares at her for a moment before turning her head and laughing ] Oh my God, you're stubborn and frustrating. [ looks back at her ]

I'm not going to apologize for caring about your ass. [ caring about dumb brunettes is also a sensitive subject touché ]

[foodporn]

[sighs and lets go of some of her pissiness with it. she has a hard time staying mad at people she cares about.]

Can we kiss and make up now?

[crotchbite]

[ stares at her like she can't believe dis bitch. ]

You're unbelievable.

[crotchbite]

[ u know what this is probably pent up sexual frustration so why not

tugs her by the arm and macks on ]

[foodporn]

[oh my god she didnt mean it literally]

[hesitates to reciprocate because laurenlaurenlauren but ends up kind of falling into it, slowly moving her hands up to clutch at her arms as she kisses back]

[foodporn]

[no bad bo bad]

[breaks away and looks at her like she's not sure where that came from]

[crotchbite]

[ yeah she knows she didn't mean literally but w/e

looks back with those "did i just embarrass myself i was getting signals were they mixed" eyes
she has very expressive eyes. ]

[foodporn]

[she's very mixed signals right now]

I can't. I want to.

[im a bad girlfriend.]

[crotchbite]

[ licks her lips and smiles, nodding a little ] Right. I get it.

[ clicks her tongue. this is an awkward situation that she's never been in. ]

You know I'm not- asking for something else. We're just stuck here, we get along... [ trying to explain this would be a friend thing not a relation thing but without sounding rude ]

[foodporn]

[i smell a loophole. fwb isnt cheating. lauren knows she needs to get her freak on to stay alive. it wouldn't be bad. right. even though she's human and technically that doesn't help her much so it wouldn't really just be for the feeding.]

You want to be my go to girl?

[crotchbite]

[ no idea what's going on in her head. watching the wheels turn and all.

looks a little confused at first but then just duckfaces a little and tilts her head ]

I was thinking more along the lines of fu- friends with benefits, but sure. Why not.

[foodporn]

[same thing]

[considers
considering...

considered]

[goes for another kiss and tangles a hand in her hair. it is much less hesitant this time around]

[crotchbite]

[ seal it with a kiss lol

hooks fingers around her beltloops and tugs her closer while they kiss
qurl. ]

[foodporn]

We should go inside.

[talks against her mouth because fuck it]

[crotchbite]

[ laughs and leans away slightly ] We should definitely go inside.

[ pulls back to grab her hand and heads inside ]

[foodporn]

[im sorry friendly old lady we're about to sully your house]

[allows herself to be pulled along but turns around and pushes her against the guest bedroom door as soon as they're in. locks it for good measure and resumes the kissing with gusto, sliding her hands up her shirt and running her palms over her stomach and up]

[crotchbite]

[ oh ok she's fine with this she's okay with this

slides hands from her shoulders to her shirt, tugging her towards her while biting on her lower lip ]

[foodporn]

[makes a coy noise of approval against her mouth and lifts the fabric of hel's shirt as she slides her hands up and over her, bunching it up around her arms to tug it up and off over her head before moving back in for more sweet lady kisses]