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[ladybirdshit]

My, that went well! Happy breakfast montage and all of that. Birds and bees and rainbows, everything is nice, but then the pirate showed up. Nobody died, at least! Good job, guys.

Continue the great work and walk around the FARMS if you want. It's nice and you don't have the fog babies on your asses. Enjoy the sunset. You can take some time to talk about where you're going next too.

[ mission: keep being nice you dicks. ]

Comments

[crotchbite]

It wasn't because he'd slow us down, it's because something's up. I told you that. [ wat do i do with u ] You can't do the "right thing" [ emphasis with air quotes ] all the time. It's not how it works.

[ tryingtobesocalmbutangerbleeds ]

[foodporn]

Yes it is. Yes it is! You ask me if I'll do the smart thing or the right thing, I'll do the right thing every time. No one can make that choice for me.

[i dont like ppl telling me what i dont have a choice in. its a sensitive subject]

[crotchbite]

[ stares at her for a moment before turning her head and laughing ] Oh my God, you're stubborn and frustrating. [ looks back at her ]

I'm not going to apologize for caring about your ass. [ caring about dumb brunettes is also a sensitive subject touché ]

[foodporn]

[sighs and lets go of some of her pissiness with it. she has a hard time staying mad at people she cares about.]

Can we kiss and make up now?

[crotchbite]

[ stares at her like she can't believe dis bitch. ]

You're unbelievable.

[crotchbite]

[ u know what this is probably pent up sexual frustration so why not

tugs her by the arm and macks on ]

[foodporn]

[oh my god she didnt mean it literally]

[hesitates to reciprocate because laurenlaurenlauren but ends up kind of falling into it, slowly moving her hands up to clutch at her arms as she kisses back]

[foodporn]

[no bad bo bad]

[breaks away and looks at her like she's not sure where that came from]

[crotchbite]

[ yeah she knows she didn't mean literally but w/e

looks back with those "did i just embarrass myself i was getting signals were they mixed" eyes
she has very expressive eyes. ]

[foodporn]

[she's very mixed signals right now]

I can't. I want to.

[im a bad girlfriend.]

[crotchbite]

[ licks her lips and smiles, nodding a little ] Right. I get it.

[ clicks her tongue. this is an awkward situation that she's never been in. ]

You know I'm not- asking for something else. We're just stuck here, we get along... [ trying to explain this would be a friend thing not a relation thing but without sounding rude ]

[foodporn]

[i smell a loophole. fwb isnt cheating. lauren knows she needs to get her freak on to stay alive. it wouldn't be bad. right. even though she's human and technically that doesn't help her much so it wouldn't really just be for the feeding.]

You want to be my go to girl?

[crotchbite]

[ no idea what's going on in her head. watching the wheels turn and all.

looks a little confused at first but then just duckfaces a little and tilts her head ]

I was thinking more along the lines of fu- friends with benefits, but sure. Why not.

[foodporn]

[same thing]

[considers
considering...

considered]

[goes for another kiss and tangles a hand in her hair. it is much less hesitant this time around]

[crotchbite]

[ seal it with a kiss lol

hooks fingers around her beltloops and tugs her closer while they kiss
qurl. ]

[foodporn]

We should go inside.

[talks against her mouth because fuck it]

[crotchbite]

[ laughs and leans away slightly ] We should definitely go inside.

[ pulls back to grab her hand and heads inside ]

[foodporn]

[im sorry friendly old lady we're about to sully your house]

[allows herself to be pulled along but turns around and pushes her against the guest bedroom door as soon as they're in. locks it for good measure and resumes the kissing with gusto, sliding her hands up her shirt and running her palms over her stomach and up]

[crotchbite]

[ oh ok she's fine with this she's okay with this

slides hands from her shoulders to her shirt, tugging her towards her while biting on her lower lip ]

[foodporn]

[makes a coy noise of approval against her mouth and lifts the fabric of hel's shirt as she slides her hands up and over her, bunching it up around her arms to tug it up and off over her head before moving back in for more sweet lady kisses]

[crotchbite]

[ helps out with the shirt and lets her have some more lady kisses before turning them around, pushing her against the door instead and slipping an arm around her waist, tugging away her shirt ]

[foodporn]

[laughs breathless and arches off the door against her, lifting a knee to her waist to press her in closer]

Oh my god, I missed this.

[she just does not bang enough even a celibate priest would be appalled at her lack of a sex life]

[crotchbite]

You missed this? [ laughs against her mouth and arches her eyebrows ] I haven't had sex since the viking ladies. [ but yeah she gets what she means

kisses her a couple more times before kissing her neck, hands busy with her pants ]

[foodporn]

That's terrible. I'm so sorry.

[a travesty, hel]
[tilts head to the side and closes her eyes for a minute to relish before leaning into her, circling her arms around to work on dat bra]

I guess you have a lot of lost time to make up for.

[crotchbite]

[ just leaves the pants unbuttoned for now, so she doesn't trip and fall on her face or something

leans up and lays a hand on her hip, the other at the small of her back ]

I guess I do. [ kisses from her jaw to her lips ]