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[ladybirdshit]

My, that went well! Happy breakfast montage and all of that. Birds and bees and rainbows, everything is nice, but then the pirate showed up. Nobody died, at least! Good job, guys.

Continue the great work and walk around the FARMS if you want. It's nice and you don't have the fog babies on your asses. Enjoy the sunset. You can take some time to talk about where you're going next too.

[ mission: keep being nice you dicks. ]

Comments

[cabineyes]

And who set you off this time?

[ a rhetorical question. ]

[ he knows the answer. ]

[ dkds. shakes his head and picks himself up from the floor. ]

[fairyvagina]

[finishing dinner]

[this was a nice show]

[slowly shakes head at him and walks away]

[bloodrops]

[ she's waiting outside. it's dark enough. ]

[ pokes the grass with a stick. ]

[fairyvagina]

[ah group drama. good thing you missed]

Hey, how you holdin' up?

[bloodrops]

Found a nice cave.

Cold, dark and wet.

It's wonderful.

[fairyvagina]

At least it's no problem catchin' up.

[bloodrops]

It will be if you walk much further.

I don't know what it is but your smell... it's weaker somehow. Barely picked it up now.

[ she was dropped pretty close to them when she first arrived. ]

[fairyvagina]

Well we can't really slow down for ya.

[thinks for a moment]

What about that vampire bond. How exactly did the range work with like..Hoyt?

[bloodrops]

Yeah, but...

I'm not sure if that's a great idea.

[fairyvagina]

The only reason why we're slowed down 'cause they had two people go fishin' for his sorry ass. So do you got a better idea?

[bloodrops]

Sookie...

[ it'll be trouble. your boyfriend won't like it not to mention the crazy hunter. and eric. and bill. and whoever else. ]

[fairyvagina]

Hey, I'm willin' to deal with the consequences. You're not gonna get left behind.

[ill silver you if you get testy]

[bloodrops]

[ you're always like this. ]

Just remember that I didn't come up with this. Ok?

[ aw to hell with it. ]

[ bites her own wrist. ]

[fairyvagina]

[i cant believe im willingly doing this]

[makes a bit of a face before taking it]

[im gonna be high tonight]

[bloodrops]

[ uh oh. ]

[ just don't tell anyone it was me. ]

[ winces. ]

That should do it.

[fairyvagina]

[spits some of it out no offense]

[wipes the corner of her mouth]

You feed yet? There's plenty of farms around here.

[like that worrying helicopter mom]

[basically dean but with southern charm]

[bloodrops]

[ yeah if he only heard you talking like that. ]

Like I said, I can take care of myself. It will be fine, Sookie.

[fairyvagina]

Fine.

[bloodrops]

Now tell me about the werewolf. Who is he?

[ the cardboard king. ]

[fairyvagina]

[oh boytalk]

[kinda smiles]

Derek? He's...really nice.

[why are the werewolves always the nicer people]

Really sweet, protective. [scrunches nose]

It's kinda wrong, but he kinda reminds me of Alcide. Is that racist?

[bloodrops]

[ snorts. ]

Probably.

I can see it too.

[fairyvagina]

I know vampires and werewolves always had it out back home, but he's even more different...

[woozes a little]

Keeps us all together.

[bloodrops]

[ oh sook. ]

Like you're his pack or something?

I don't know much about werewolves but isn't that what they do?

[ i've had it with authority tho. ]

[fairyvagina]

Yeah. Like a pack. A big ol' family.